In the 4th grade, a boy had a crush on me and for my birthday he stole his mother’s pearl necklace and gave it to me. I never said thank you. Caleb R., if you ever find me on social media, thank you.
I love when people post happy birthday pics of there parents, but they are literally dead and so it’s just a picture of a headstone. Lol. Gets me every time. :)
You drive up to the window McDonalds window. They hand you your new dwarf. You reach out, grab him, and stick your new halfling in your purse. All is well.