Victoria Galley

Payton never texts back so made an account to tweet my texts so he pays attention to me. I’m a mf hawk

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Fun fact: Snuggles is my favorite word

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The Dutch really be out here making everything better for everyone

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Never trust people in red shoes. Stay safe out there. 🚒

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If I ever got stuck in Europe in the 1500s I would go to the governing power and sing Backstreet Boys so they would think I’m a god 🧑🏽‍🚀

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Fly high auntie Kat 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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People don’t appreciate Audrey Hepburn like they used too.

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In the 4th grade, a boy had a crush on me and for my birthday he stole his mother’s pearl necklace and gave it to me. I never said thank you. Caleb R., if you ever find me on social media, thank you.

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Quote from Aaron- “I was suppose to get my leopard print pants today. They didn’t come. I’m very sad.”

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I love when people post happy birthday pics of there parents, but they are literally dead and so it’s just a picture of a headstone. Lol. Gets me every time. :)

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Just a reminder, the fall of Constantinople was 568 years ago. 🙏🏽🐒🤮

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Someone please tell me how Edward Scissor Hand’s wipes his ass after taking a shit. ✂️

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You drive up to the window McDonalds window. They hand you your new dwarf. You reach out, grab him, and stick your new halfling in your purse. All is well.

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Please, I’m ready to go home

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Watch me be the next Rambo 🥷🏽

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When your two friends break up but then start hanging out again so now you can do things with both of them and you are happy :)

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who pronounces Shia Labeouf’s name as Shia labuff.

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Why does Hulu suck so much

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I have less game than Hellen Keller #singleforever

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Raw celery sucks more than I did when I was an infant 🍼

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When Payton still doesn’t pay attention to your tweets 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼