HappyGallimore

HAPPY(Burke)GALLIMORE.

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Who can deny that jolly good fellow. Nobody.

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It’s crazy how my stove has a ‘power boost’ setting. It’s horrifying when I use it. I try not to. But sometimes I can’t help it and my lanta that setting could heat up a frozen patty in 11.7 business seconds.

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Nobody is slutty. Until they get to Kelowna.

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@FreckledLiberty A new fucking home designer 😂

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Two things in life I do not understand.

1. The rules of cricket

2. The rules of being a music conductor

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One of my toxic traits is I think I could be totally fine with like 13% of my teeth

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It’s actually crazy how Tony Hawks parents named him after a video game

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Imagine if we only had to pay like 15% tax instead of 46%.

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Remember when all we had to worry about was what time storage wars was on..

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Sometimes all you need is Matchbox Twenty and a 15 pack

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@RatioWrld @joe_AmcApe @Pressleyx94 @MarkFusetti @PhillyCrimeUpd @FeatStinky This is actually a hell of a point. Well said @RatioWrld

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I refuse to accept the fact that crochet isn’t pronounced crochet

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@cctvidiots Bitch

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One of my worst traits as a adult is having one fly in the house and opening the back door in hopes the fly flies out. All while not once thinking about the other flies who can now enter.

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@koliz14 @JoePompliano The plot thickens

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Sometimes I’ll be having a good day, and then I’ll open my front camera by accident. All positivity is lost after that moment.

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Don’t know whether to be upset or relieved that until 84 seconds ago, I did not know that is spelt ‘cymbal’ and not ‘symbol’ just with different meaning.

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@Phil_Sledge Bruh. I looked the sunglasses like nine times before realizing there was a god damn secret spy dog underneath them

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I know. That you know. What I’m sayin

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You. Will. Remember. Where you were when the Elkskimos won this game @CflElk @CFL #GreyCupBound

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It’s crazy to think how every single person you’ve ever met, has a specific and unique version of you in their mind. And NONE of them are the version of you that you have in your own head. Like. What.