Austin Evans

8lb 6oz Jesus, teenage Jesus, bearded Jesus, I love em all

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@sourkrause23 Tell that to the 2012 Joplin Eagles offensive line

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@TeletubbieTyler Bring back Baggett?

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@sourkrause23 Hey I’ll take a national championship any day. I see it!

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@sourkrause23 That’s good stuff there Krause

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

Craig Evans, Craig Evans, Brad Smith, and Craig Evans

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@417Fantasy Mediocre but honorable fantasy footballer right there

[Will Christian @wchristianleb]

Super proud of former Jackets OL / LB @GallowayGus

Congrats Austin!

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@wchristianleb Thanks coach!

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

The rest of my office has been in Kansas City all week, but I couldn't go because I'm still in school. I've been all alone all week. I'm literally Toby on beach day

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@AShoe15 @The_GBrown @Cheesestix1025 Is there any other kind of March Madness?

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@Cheesestix1025 @AShoe15 Letsssssss Goooooooooo

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@USAFootballHC @usafootball @HannahDPaten

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@IsaacJGillen Ummmm....

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@HannahDPaten National Boyfriend Day? I thought it was October 3rd

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@Mizzou @HannahDPaten If you were curious as to what today's date was

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

@annwalsh_ @GordonRamsay Snack Shaq is broadening their menu

[Lo @laurenehubbard]

PSA: The new iPhone costs $999.

The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71

...make smart choices.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

In honor of #NFLKickOff, Jimmy handed out some EXTREMELY rare awards to @Chiefs & @Patriots players! 🏆🏈 https://t.co/o0ZXiQAhLd

[Austin Evans @GallowayGus]

*coaching Jr High 🏈*
Kid-Coach, I can't practice. I have a concussion
Me-Did ya get hit?
Different kid-He smashed his head doing the worm