Galluccioo

you can catch flies with honey, but I catch more honeys being fly

[Galluccioo @Gallucccio]

Lol yo my parents really did this cuz I’m not home for thanksgiving

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This daylight savings shit ain’t it

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Focus on the objective and try to enjoy the process

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30 days. Mama we made it!

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Realizing we’re still very young and it’s not to late to try something new is very important

[Galluccioo @Gallucccio]

Flagels are superior to bagels

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@teamufasa @realDonaldTrump I don’t think he realizes this is literally an anti-military song.

[Galluccioo @Gallucccio]

Joe Rogan - “what would you do different if you became president”
Kanye- “I would redesign the suits”

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Manatees fart to control their buoyancy.

[Galluccioo @Gallucccio]

My nephew picks up a mushroom at dinner and says “ I wonder if I eat this thing will I start seeing stuff ..... welll, anyways, time to get wavy “

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22 days completely sober. Feeling amazing, but also just want to smoke some damn marijuana

[Galluccioo @Gallucccio]

Going ↗️↗️↗️

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Yoo crocs are dope

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I be fartin

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Eating out by yourself is a flex that I pursue very often

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You don’t grow from feeling comfortable

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When I was younger I once hung two Arizona cans from a string in front of my a/c to act as my own mini fridge

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Dreaming again because I am not smoking copious amounts of weed before bed. Goddamn these things are nuts

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I’d like to start a petition to take my morning jacket off of jam on radio, please. Most of you prob have no clue what I’m talking about. But it effects me

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@cakeycakes28 @teamufasa He did do a good job in that Morley crue movie tho