GamblingDubs

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

Me in future after I won gazillion dollars in casino because my mom didn’t raise quitter

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

*Bet $500 and get $5 in free bets*

Me:

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

When I go through bro’s parlay history

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Me after spending my life savings at the casino

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When you check in on your mate who lost all his money on a risky bet the day before

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

When my 5 year old says he’d rather draw pictures than hit the casino

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

Me in heaven explaining how tough it is to build a successful parlay to a guy who was trampled to death by a wooly mammoth in 12000 BC

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“Congratulations! You just won 10 million dollars, but there is one rule: you can’t gamble it”

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

Players the literal second you bet money on the game:

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Me in gambling rehab when the therapist says I need to stay for over two months to fully recover from my gambling addiction

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Me in the shower thinking about all the parlays I lost by one leg

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Imagine an emergency situation and you have to play slots before opening the door

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POV: You’re watching me play online Blackjack after 8 beers

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“Sir you have been in our casino for 48 hours it’s time to leave”

[GamblingDubs @Gamblingdubs]

You won this
You can win in gambling too
“Have faith”

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My wife: how many bets do you have on this game?

Me:

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Me about to walk out the casino on a loss but the ATM machine light is glowing green

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When I bet my life savings on a -50000 favorite

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Girls just don’t understand

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The car sales lady when I buy a lambo in cash after hitting a 20 leg parlay