GameCryptid

Gaming Enthusiast. I loooove talking about video games ouuughhh. Follow for video game yap.

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@SMSamuel274752 The idea that a reviewer has to pretend they like a game so a studio doesn’t get shut down is especially backwards because in a just reality a studio with the legacy of BioWare should be able to release a couple of mediocre games and not get canned for it anyways

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

You can’t blame honest and fair critics for killing BioWare. In a healthy and just industry you should be able to release a couple of mediocre or even bad games and still live off the fact you have made two Game of the Year games. Blame the ones who pulled the plug.

[*CR* - in mourning for BioWare @CorbynRed]

I'm sorry, no. I can't do this. Ralph (Skill Up) did a lot of damage with his review of Dragon Age: The Veilguard (whether he meant to, or not) and I'm still bitter about it.

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@moofgiggity Well yeah, it’s not like Nintendo fans play Nintendo games, after you beat the 3D Mario and a Zelda, what else is there to do on a video game system?

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

Noob vs. Pro

[Ned Fulmer @nedfulmer]

ethan klein can fuck all the way off

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

Ngl in like 10-15 years a modded Switch 2 is probably gonna be as insane as a modded 3DS is right now. Easy S tier on the “modded consoles” tier list. Maybe even #1.

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

Explaining Charlie Kirk’s assassination to a British person: “imagine someone threw food at the speaker’s neck”

[Turning Point UK 🇬🇧 @TPointUK]

Yesterday, a masked far-left thug cowardly hurled yoghurt at @NickTenconi while he sat peacefully at our free speech stand at KCL.

Imagine being so consumed by hatred that you resort to attacking someone simply for expressing views you disagree with.

These extremists have been emboldened by leftist politicians who turn a blind eye to their intimidation and excuse their behaviour.

No one should have to face abuse for exercising their right to free speech.

Political violence is utterly disgraceful and must never be tolerated.

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@WhiteRaceSavior THERE’S A CASTLEVANIA CREATURE COLLECTOR????? Oh that’s going on the backlog. NOW.

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@juan25_g @Brave_Tsubasa Yeah I’m sure the Bird Time segment is the last 40 minutes of that video, I’m sure she doesn’t bring up anything else

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

The most uncomfortable part of Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) is how dogshit it is and how lame it made Freddy Kruger

[khivan ✪ @khiaville]

aww did a horror movie make you uncomfortable

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

I’ve been playing One Piece Grand Gourmet all day, I deadass did not realize how much time had passed until I closed the game and it was 5 PM

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

She/her Whitebeard??? They made One Piece WOKE smh

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@RGamerB_ Are you even reading the words I am saying??? I am saying if it wasn’t a first party Sony game your ass wouldn’t have even played it, much less been gassing it up. If it was a Nintendo game you’d be saying “only 5 million in two years?”

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

Stop using one of my favorite games of all time for this lame ass shit knowing damn well you would never give a fuck about Astro Bot if it wasn’t useful for your Twitter arguments

[RGB @RGamerB_]

It's difficult to quantify the scale of Metroid Prime 4's flop.

Metroid Prime 4 (40 Year Old IP);
Meta 78/100
Open 78%

Astro Bot (1st full game);
Meta 94/100
Open 99%
TGA GOTY
BAFTA GOTY
DICE GOTY

Astro Bot with nearly 10x the attach rate of a top tier Nintendo franchise. 🤯

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@RGamerB_ Yeah I’m sure you would have played it and still be talking about it if it was a Nintendo Switch exclusive

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

It’s all shits and giggles until you’re already playing 4 games at the same time and all of a sudden you get the desire to play “Revenge of the Gator”

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

The multi game playing lifestyle ain’t for everybody cause you might just never finish anything

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

Every European at some point in their life will Pop the “American rant” ult and at least 85% of the time it will be directed towards another European or maybe someone from Oceania

[🗯️sonia @numb1ichikafan]

atp u just gotta shut up😭

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@rxgnir @justmyos @moexhime I’ve personally seen Merry and Pell, but I’ve heard there are some pretty huge mistakes like Trafalgar Law of all characters

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@duncanvgk90 That’s not the point because the original post said “rough month for Switch 2” as if PS5’s not been behind basically its whole life span, but also gloating about the month where NBA2K27, FC27, and one of their two exclusives of the year releases beating Fire Emblem is pathetic

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

It’s pretty telling how I only see posts like these every few months because if they tried to do it every month more often than not the Switch 2 would be on top

[𝕂𝕖𝕪 𝕄𝕒𝕔 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕆𝕟 ℙ𝕊𝟝 🎮 @IsXBOXStillLast]

Rough month for Xbox and Nintendo.
PlayStation are smashing it.🤣

[GameCryptid @GameCryptidVG]

@JusticeSolid It had the best year one sales stat of any console in video game history and is selling more units year-to-date than PS5, it is literally selling better