Game Design Expert

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I once had a Azur Lane-themed birthday cake, but it should have galactic portals, Scientific Linux support, pets, and waves based on the Navier-Stokes equations, and it should be a racing game. Then I would record a let's play of it.

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Hearts of Iron IV should have a MOBA mode.

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@cLO3XX82hggpi1V Can I choose the exact firing trajectory of artillery weapons yet?

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Europa Universalis IV should have spinning kicks and waves based on the Navier-Stokes equations.

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I've clocked 79 hours playing Far Cry 5, but it should have no bitcoin miners.

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I host weekly LAN parties where we play Shadow of Mordor, but really it should have sharks and schools of witchcraft.

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I mix Journey-themed cocktails for my friends, but it should have VR support. Then I would tell all my friends to play it.

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Super Mario Odyssey should have a god game mode.

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XCOM 2 should have perfect balance.

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I bought Caves of Qud in Early Access, but it should be an incremental game.

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Stellaris should have more particle effects.

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I once had a Sproggiwood-themed birthday cake, but it should have adaptive A.I., and it should have Linux support.

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Super Mario Odyssey should have a flight simulator mode, and it should have forced stealth sections, then I would post on the forum for it.

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I host weekly LAN parties where we play Pokémon GO, but it should be a dating sim.

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I host weekly LAN parties where we play Imperator: Rome, but it should be a rhythm game, and it should have a nonlinear single-player campaign.

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Dungeon of the Endless should be a CCG, then I would buy a spare copy.

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Kerbal Space Program should have a selfie mode, then it would be in my top 100.

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I once had a Godus-themed birthday cake, but it should have an FPS mode.

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God of War should have more particle effects and ceilings.

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Half-Life 3 should have castles.

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I know Empire of Sin's OST off by heart, but really it should have better animations.

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I once had a Dishonored 2-themed birthday cake, but it should be a VN. Then I would play it.