Vault Master

Hashtag and video gamer, obsessed with all things VHS/cassette.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

[Vault Master @GameMasterFTW]

Force Awakens flash reactions: **SHIT TONS OF SPOILERS....DUH** https://t.co/orR9E6GGVZ

[Mr. Jane Austen @ExTimUpperClass]

#relax, Mes amis #BrusselsLockdown

[Tiago Silva @hugotiago_]

We will destroy this terrorist organization. #BrusselsLockdown https://t.co/WKY7DbAYyD

[Your Majesty @theflipgod]

#FakeTurkeyDayFacts
Benjamin Franklin wanted the traditional Thanksgiving meal to be Bald Eagle instead of Turkey.

[Heat Nation @HeatNationCP]

Congratulations to D-Wade for passing Ellis for 50th in career points!

[In Related News @InRelatedNews1]

If you leave the carcass of the Turkey under your pillow the Thanksgiving Fairy will leave you a Nickel. #FakeTurkeyDayFacts

[Vault Master @GameMasterFTW]

Beauty and the Sexy Beast #MakeAFilmWayTooCheery

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

My favorite #Thanksgiving tradition? Shaking hands with the octopus! https://t.co/GoSI9sbDYK https://t.co/pcnNzzjyVz #FunInBallloonLand

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Wife: He always overreacts anytime there's any confrontation.

Therapist: Is this true?

Me: [ordering voodoo doll on Amazon] No.

[Jacopo della Quercia @Jacopo_della_Q]

Before we lose it more, please note that NONE of the terrorists ID'd in Paris were refugees: https://t.co/USJWJMSIyR https://t.co/WTE23AQOq5

[Matamoros-The Book & CD @MatamorosBookCD]

SAVE US BY THE PINCHERS OF PERIL!

Contribute at https://t.co/xm6kjrwLFt

#WSB #Goonies #film #SupportIndieFilm https://t.co/Yun36IrskI

[✡️✊Bob Dobalina @Mr_Bob_Dobalina]

"Tolerance and freedom of thought are the veritable antidotes to religious fanaticism." ~ Paul-Henri baron d'Holbach #Atheism #truestory

[Vault Master @GameMasterFTW]

I Dream of Palpatine #StarWarsTV

[Vault Master @GameMasterFTW]

Win, Lose or Greedo Draws First #StarWarsTV

[TheGebs24 @JuicyGameReview]

#N64Classics Gaming Versus

👉RT for Diddy Kong Racing
👉Like for Mario Kart 64
🎮🎮🎮

[James Kahn @ThatJamesKahn]

Help @WrongsideBob & @GabbieRaeRocks give cool robot hands to kids who need them https://t.co/8KHfdpBspq #3dprinting

[Killer 80s @killer1980s]

Woodburned #Fallout keepsake box by Kathleen Kaderabek
Via https://t.co/kGDwv5ugMK https://t.co/Hw3EqS7RBq #GeekHour

[Barry Laminack @BarryIsFunny]

Just played rock paper scissors with my wife. She chose fire?!?!

Apparently fire beats everything and I have to do dishes for a month. .