The Powerade Goblin

I get stoned and tweet a lot, a literal nobody on the internet

[The Powerade Goblin @GamerAtticus]

An stoner list of the reasons I love my cat. A thread: She sits everywhere like this.

[The Powerade Goblin @GamerAtticus]

@PunishedHoots I love that the replies are like dumbass that’s the worst form of AC.

[TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster]

The difference in reaction to Ozzy’s death and Hogan’s death is a wild thing to see back to back

[Cyberpunk 2077 @CyberpunkGame]

You play grown-up games, you face grown-up consequences. Now go out and play… just don’t get played. 😎

🔥 The Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom Liberty Playing Cards from @_Dyenamik just launched! Limited to only 2,000 units, each deck comes with a unique numbered sticker, making it a true collector’s piece straight out of Dogtown.

Available here 👉 https://t.co/MEcTC9M2uW

[Adam Deats 🌕 @AdamDeats]

Ah yes, South Park is so irrelevant that it warranted a response from *checks notes* the White House.

[Marvel Rivals Intel @RivalsAssembled]

The cast of Fantastic 4: First Steps reacted to Invisible Woman's Malice skin in #MarvelRivals😭

[Robert (Durden) @realrobdurden]

As an American Millennial I don’t remember a good decade

[Lewis Spears @LewSpears]

Alcoholic drug addict 76 year old with parkinsons and neck surgery complications dies after massively exerting himself to put on one last, glorious live show.
But it was probably the vaccine he had a few years ago

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Listening to your cat cry on the drive to the vet is like being killed with 100 hammers

[weest @weest]

JUST TRIED THIS!!! it tastes like licking metal, maybe aluminum foil, then it clears itself from your palette immediately after you swallow?????

The flavor self-destructs and its just gone...

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

If I had a nickel for every time I found out about a famous person's death via a Trisha Paytas pregnancy announcement I'd have three nickels which is actually a concerning number of nickels given the specificity of the situation.

[LⱯDY GⱯGⱯ NOW🪞 @ladygaganownet]

Lady Gaga plays “Crazy Train” to finish off her first MAYHEM Ball show in San Francisco, a tribute to the late Ozzy Osbourne.

[Semaglutida no Aquífero Guarani™ @fvguima]

>> gets band back together for farewell gig
>> does farewell gig
>> fucking dies

legend

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Is your city as cool as Minneapolis??

Minneapolis hosts an annual “Cat Tour.”

Neighbors put their cats in the window and crowds show up in droves to admire them and show respect.

It’s been going on for 8 years.

[The Powerade Goblin @GamerAtticus]

Any fucking day now.

[The Powerade Goblin @GamerAtticus]

Fucking perfect picture for this headline.

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Ubisoft CEO Makes His Son Co-CEO Of New Ubisoft https://t.co/cBNNezldZP

[Alex is on bluesky now mainly @LLHallJ]

Someone already did the 6th Sense one so here’s my 2nd favourite.

[🐉 Sir Mage Pebbles 🐉 @Mage_Lufaine]

You don't want to know how often I say "it fucken WIMDY" when it's windy outside

[Eric Bailey @EricVBailey]

I used to think physical media fans were kinda weird and I didn't get their whole thing.

Then all the streaming services started *removing* stuff (I naively assumed they'd just be there forever, always adding more) and, yep, my bad, y'all had a point and I should've listened.