GamersWife

I'm also just a gamer's wife, standing in front of her gamer husband, asking him to put down the frick'n game controller and love her.

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GH is a factual guy unless he is playing video games. Now shit is real in those games.

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Only women who are selling their bodies online follow me! Now I know how my GH feels because I'm getting a woody over here. #freewilly

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Great thing about Pokemon go is GH & daughter go for long walks and bring back fro yo. #winwin #gamerwife @Pokemon

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Me: Where's your dad?
Daughter: Outside fighting for a tower.
Me: (face palm)
#gamerswife @PokemonGoNews @Pokemon

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GH: Why aren't you accepting my Instagram friend request?
Me: I know we've been together for 23 years but l'm still on the fence about you.

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I'm watching the tv show, "Zoo" and let's just say I'm sleeping with one eye open when my cat struts on by. #ZooCBS

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Pokemon is the new porn. Poke! Poke! Poke!

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Husband at bar w/ drunk woman vs. Husband at home w/ drunk wife playing video games. #homewins #gamerwife #drunkwife

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When my GH goes to work I hide his controllers and watch him run around the house trying to find it. I call this cardio. #goodwife #getitboy

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Maybe this is the year I collect on his life insurance...he's playing Pokemon Go. Thanks Nintendo&Pokemon! #gamerswife #nintendo #pokemongo

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Gamer's Wife Rule #1: 2 minutes more means 5 hours later.

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I don't understand when my gamer husband (GH) says, "Heal me." So I throw the first aid kit at his head. #gamerswife #gamer