Grumpy Gamer

I rant about games and their logic. All games! I am also @Real_LichKing.

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Best part of Dead Space, decapitation does jack shit.

Oh wait... THAT'S NOT GREAT

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Or Necromorphs? Whatever. Still creepy shit

@Gamester_War

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Fuckit Issac, they are zombie aliens! Stop being so casual!

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

"I will have my vengeance, but first some muffins and tea. All saiyans has a muffins craving from time to time"

@Kaisernekool

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Imagine this from TFS:

Broly: Greetings Sir Kakarot! I would like to announce that your crying as a child has driven me mad

@Kaisernekool

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Since I haven't played anything in a while, I don't know where to begin

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

I want a game to rant about

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

"Tcl" can make you fly, but slow asf

@LovelessTrainer

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Which brings me to money.

I'M NOT PAYING SEVERAL THOUSAND GOLD FOR TRAINING

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I hope you at least used some money cheats to buy it

@madkingleoric

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I wish Skyrim had the attributes like Oblivion.

Cheat to 250 speed so that annoying quests in Dawnguard can end

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

If.you're worried about going to jail, it will most likely run away into a pack of whatever and die

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Why buy a horse, when you can steal one for a short ride to your quest?

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Then you have to go through the trouble and effort to steal another horse.

Let's be honest, you never bought a horse in your life

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Skyrim Horses:

It's fun when you have Shadowmere, but if not those horses just loves to run away. Running straight into a dragon and die

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Since fighting 4 guards on your own isn't enough, some jackass follower would hurt him/herself and blame it on you

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

If I'm not mistaken (I might possibly be), I think that back in Oblivion the jackass follower would attack you if he jumped in front of YOU

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

A few good times they actually help, but only to jump right in front of your swinging sword, then tell YOU to be careful.

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Let's not even begin with follower quests.

So.. let's begin. You're constantly worrying they might die, fall, get lost, get stuck, etc

[Grumpy Gamer @Gamester_War]

Cave* btw.