Eric James

I geek. I game. I write. I occasionally eat and sleep, though rarely at the same time.

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

Started at the bottom, now we're here (the bottom).

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@TheNotoriousMMA neato

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@spencerpratt

[Pσƙƙҽƚ 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔... @Pokket]

"and a ban on criticizing Klein..."

Ethan built a career off of criticizing and shaming other creators. What a ❄️

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@JessicaLBurbank can confirm

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "I retired at 55 with a full pension."

YOU: "That's not possible anymore."

BOOMER: "Why not?"

YOU: "Pensions don't exist. I have a 401k."

BOOMER: "Just save more."

YOU: "I'm paying $2,000 rent, $500 student loans, $400 car payment."

BOOMER: "You're spending too much."

YOU: "On what? Survival?"

BOOMER: "I bought a house for $50,000 in 1975."

YOU: "Houses are $450,000 now."

BOOMER: "You should've bought sooner."

YOU: "I was 22 with $40,000 in debt."

BOOMER: "We had it harder."

YOU: "You had pensions and affordable housing."

YOU: "I have neither."

BOOMER: "Stop complaining."

The system changed. You just refuse to see it.

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@MAGABarbie317 @AnaKasparian Neat. Tell that to your president.

[saira @sairaspooks]

as a society genuinely what the fuck are we doing

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Bill Maher: I don't believe in God.
Me: cool.
Bill Maher: Israel was promised to the Jews 3,000 years ago.
Me: by who?
Bill Maher: by God.

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@Bigwomb challenge accepted

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@meowri okay but this works for me so...

[The Day Warrior @thedaywar90]

This is the judge who ruled that I was not allowed to speak my abuser's name out loud. Forever. Past, present, and future.
If I wanted to warn another woman about the man who hurt me, I faced $10,000 in fines and jail time for each warning.
It's adorable that he thought I wouldn't fight back with everything I had.
It took me 441 days to get it overturned. And now I make up for lost time by making him famous. Meet Judge Pickerill. The man who stole my voice to protect a serial predator.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?"
Guy: "Well, I'm an alpha male and have a podcast about masculinity."
Doctor: "A simple "no" would've worked."

[theo @tboyblues]

hilarious thing to say while wearing what is possibly the gayest cowboy outfit of all time

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@GOP__Ls

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@JennaLynnMeowri

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@emkenobi yes but vandalism is fun, so...

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Now you know the truth.

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@strongwaifu strong women are so damn hot and that's a hill I'm happy to die on

[Eric James @GamingAndWords]

@Theveripost Research suggests women don't give a fuck