Zannis

A perpetually baffled, music loving, food making, science supporting, gaming obsessed Greek. Hi!👋

[Dan Broadbent @aSciEnthusiast]

They're truly doing god's work up there.

https://t.co/McRGh6l0GP

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Sex before marriage is against My commandments, and that's what makes it so hot.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

“Ashamed to be American?” Don’t be. The majority of you voted against this narcissistic, xenophobic, vainglorious, ignorant 2-year-old.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

Told a colleague that #horoscopes are a bunch of bullshit. She shut me up with a "You're bullshit!" #pseudoscience

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

So you go to a place where they serve perfectly nice #vegan risotto and you ask for cod. But vegan cod. Cod. Fish. Vegan. WHAT?! #truestory

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

Ran into some Latter Day Sainnts today. AKA Mormons. AKA Church of American Jesus's Adventures in Space.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#EducationMatters because according to that same colleague, everything outside Europe is Asia. And Asia includes Egypt, Greece and Peru.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#EducationMatters because according to a girl I work with, there are three religions in this world. Christianity, Muslims and Islam.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#Google Easter Egg: Search "Chance the Rapper #VMAs" to see the 3rd #SuperMario brother.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

Everyone has to, at least once in their life, watch #Freedumb by @jimjefferies while #high.

[Του Ίτερ @demetrakor]

Wi Fi αποκτά η Ακρόπολη, ο κωδικός είναι elgin_mouni666

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#WhatIfGodSmokedCannabis "Allah, pass the fucking bong. Sto...stop hogging! Bud...Buddha, quit eating my nachos, man."

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#WhatIfGodSmokedCannabis "If you must know, my Son has been featured multiple times on #FamilyGuy!"

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

Grandchildren are a heritage from all the sex, Ken. #KenHam https://t.co/WDOn5CvSwe

[Ken Ham @aigkenham]

4 grandchildren staying with us for a few days- a reminder “children are a heritage from the LORD” (Psalms 127:3)

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#WhatIfGodSmokedCannabis "Don't eat that apple, man. Or dunno...do. Fuck it, I'm having the apple."

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#WhatIfGodSmokedCannabis well, that whole hissy-fit flood deal wouldn't have happened.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

And #FlatEarth and #HollowEarth believers are just a bummer for everyone. Just... no...

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

#Scientology and #Mormons however are good jokes. The kind a friend says and you keep them around for the brilliant #comedy material.

[Zannis @GamingCook92]

At this point, #racism, #homophobia, #religion extremism and #whitesupremacy seem like really bad jokes. The kind that end friendships.