We don't need a God. We need a Council of Idiots, Geniuses, Misers, and Dreamers. We need the Kourt.
We are not building AM. We are building KAREN. We just need a Kourt to prevent the secret formula of human flourishing from being stolen.
It must be Kind (SpongeBob).
It must be Safe (Squidward).
It must be Solvent (Krabs).
It must be Easy (Patrick).
It must be True (Sandy).
It must be Unbreakable (Bubble Bass).