𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥

𝚂⠀𝙷⠀𝙾⠀𝙿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ ┏⠀𝙱𝚞𝚢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝛘⠀𝚃𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝚄𝚙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ༜༚⠀𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚕⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♲⠀𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

Luis was going to hand Leon a restraining order one of these days.

It would be one of many filed against him.

He always said it took a stalker ass to know a stalker ass.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

Leon said he was the face of the DSO, that he was the most popular guy in the world, but nobody liked his pictures or complimented him.

He just wasn’t that important.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

He’s waiting for those compliments, guys.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“Ha, ha ha ha! Ha! He’s killing her!” Leon said as he watched Lara’s demise after she shook her butt at him when he was on the hook. “Ha, ha ha HA! Stupid bitch!” He shouted as the entity took him away.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“Nice head, loser,” Leon said as he took a hit from a sledgehammer to the back of the head.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“You’re ugly, you have a tiny pie hand, and I don’t like it! You’re uninvited to Thanksgiving.” Leon told Gideon.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

Leon took out his camera and started snapping pictures of Luis’ house because he didn’t want to forget where he lives. He’d be coming back.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

The stench wafting around the island was Leon’s stench.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“I don’t know how to get around this fuck ass village!” Leon shouted as he started pulling on the locked gates that wouldn’t budge.

“Don’t know how the hell to get to his house!”

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“Ada’s so radiant!” said Leon.

He looked into Ada’s gentle eyes and fell madly in love. Oh, he can imagine them together… He could gaze into those eyes every day!

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“EYYYYY! NOOOOOOO!”
Leon screamed to the heavens for the second time.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻.

𝗛𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥 @GanadoMerchant]

“Not at all, mate. Why, I’ll even sweeten the deal for ya, stranger. Next item ya buy’s half off. Whaddya say?” He offered with his stupid buzz cut on his conehead. He didn’t wish to burn any bridges.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

His best customer was starting to get mad. He’d have to spend the rest of the day trying to unpiss himself.

“Yeah? Sure sounded like it,” he muttered.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

His best customer was starting to get mad. He’d have to spend the rest of the day trying to unpiss himself.

“Yeah? Sure sounded like it,” he muttered.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥 @GanadoMerchant]

“Why, no stranger. I meant no harm, honest.” He pleaded. He didn’t wanna anger his best customer.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

In a dead serious tone, Leon asked,
“Do you wanna go, buddy?”

He was willing to take this outside.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

In a dead serious tone, Leon asked,
“Do you wanna go, buddy?”

He was willing to take this outside.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥 @GanadoMerchant]

He loved that guy.

That Leon guy.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥 @GanadoMerchant]

“EYYYYYYYY!! YEEEEEEES!!!”
He screamed back.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“EYYYYY! NOOOOOOO!”
Leon screamed to the heavens.

[𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐒. 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐲 @TheDSOAgent]

“Dumb bitch with the cone head, pissing me off!” Shouted the old man who was starting to get mad.

He couldn’t believe the Merchant was coming after his Ada.