@MilkmePink Amphibia fans would burn you at the stake for being attracted to the 23-year-old versions of the characters from the epilogue, at least back when it was new.
Your two options are
1. Be perfectly pure your entire life and never do anything wrong while growing up in a racist society
2. If you fail at option 1, kill yourself because you are irredeemably evil
Just wrapping all the way around to bring hyper-conservative, fucking stupid.
@Nepepperoni Wait so if he speaks normally a single time it kills him? Would the string of wishes just be one giant run-on sentence so he works on the echnicality of it only exploding at the end of his sentence? I figure the dream probably wasn't so clear but it's fascinating.