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@zachlanebryan

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@CollegeFBPortal Why are staff members in cleats? #shrink

[Hank @_hanknit]

@OhioTate Big Cat being top 10 is a bad look for a lot of people on that list.

[TankStanks @stanks_tank]

@OhioTate Anyone with less appearances than big cat should be fired

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Guy in front of me on the plane yesterday, probably 6'5", 280, meathead, covered in tats. Four-hour flight. Scrolling through the seatback TV, he finally picks Sandlot. Watches the entire thing, doesn't smile or look away once.

The credits roll, The End.

Bro presses "Play Again." Watches Sandlot again. The Jet steals home (for the second time) right as the seatbelt sign goes off at the arrival gate. No phone, no e-mail, no music. Just back-to-back Sandlots from ATL to Boise.

Unbelievable energy.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

First dude is a genuine loser

[Cody @ULcody]

I mean holy shit this is really good lol

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@MarcusMilione 13

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

I’m looking at resumes for a new analyst position we’re hiring for and some of you kids are fried we got Ivy League MBAs applying for analyst roles smh

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

Holy actual fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

The way the whole stadium erupted you would think someone scored but it’s just Messi warming up on the sidelines 😭❤️

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Sneaky dab @BarstoolBigCat

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

They made a 13 min short movie on Argentina's failed robbery attempt vs Spain

😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/rqh427sNoa

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@BarstoolBigCat that’s your goat?

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@brucebuffer suit still looks like shit

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@BarstoolBigCat DISORDERLY

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@brucebuffer suit looks like shit tonight bud

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@UlyssesSChant @sportsboy203 We’re gonna tomahawk chop btw

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Turn on your replies if you’re gonna ask for thoughts.
My thoughts: you’re part of the problem. Get out of the way. Tomahawk chop is synonymous with great environments in American sports (and pays homage). No single FSU fan is going to be butthurt if the National team uses it

[Ulysses S Chant @UlyssesSChant]

As a stepdad to two FSU students (and a UF grad), I agree the Chop is one of the coolest stadium atmospheres in USA. Personally, I think it should only be played at FSU.

I think there’s some other traditions we can borrow/import other than the chop.

Thoughts?

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@PardonMyTake @Copilot Shut up clanker

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@FreddyLA7 @BarstoolBigCat fix this