Gaper Clam

A gaper clam, also known as a horseneck clam, is a large bivalve mollusk found along the Pacific coast of North America.

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@gnarleyjs Wtf Alaska doing?

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I look like a shorter version of this.

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

who have you been compared to in terms of looks?

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@dundereloise I don't envy anything about women.

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When I was born my grandfathers were 42 and 45 and I saw them a total of 3 times after i turned 5 and I saw my grandmothers once every other year. To me grandparents are just people who live a thousand miles away.

[Mitochondrial Eve @tardwife4life]

We are witnessing the end of grandparents as we know them.

Children in the 1970s & 80s knew their grandparents as capable middle-aged adults in their 40s and 50s.

Children in the very near future will only know their grandparents as elderly geriatrics, if at all.

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@robstersauce @PlisskenPatriot Stomp Clap is already back. Noah Kahan is the obvious example there but a lot of modern "alt-country" is just stomp clap.

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@PlisskenPatriot Axe Throwing, IPAs, breweries, and "those burger joints" are also very popular with Gen X. The rest I'll admit are 100% millennial.

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@htman99 @CartoonsHateHer We never timed it. I think it was about 20 minutes.

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@actualNico19009 It's the single best cheese for putting into a breakfast burrito.

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Euros will say stuff like this but then their stores will completely lack pepper jack.

[🐉Raylith!🐉 @actualNico19009]

@whittomd @keewa Havarti, cheddar, parmesan, mozzarella, brie, camembert and some kind of toast-cheese at the bare minimum.

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I finally got money into my brokerage and bought spacex and now it's going down. I'm still going to keep buying that shit though.

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@waelgenga Headcheese is nearly identical to English Brawn and every single euro cuisine has a version of it.

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@Albrochier Grits are very similar to polenta. And just like polenta it's terrible.

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@DaBigChillSFW It's a burger. It's made with a burger patty.

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@Empty_America The onion is cut too thick.

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As a West Coast American I can confidently say that Grits suck. Worst breakfast food in the US.

[HAJiME @saiyanhajime]

My fellow Brits are so bad at slagging off American food.

Grits. Grits exists. And it's not some weird thing, it's literally on breakfast menus all over the South.

Next time they come for Beans on Toast, just start replying with a photo of Grits.

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Move to Missouri. Leave California for people who feel good about living there.

[Evan Barker @evanwch]

Every time I go back to visit my family in Missouri, I feel an unsettling amount of guilt in my bones when I return to California. Every part of me wishes I hadn’t created this permanent fracture between us, separated by miles of mountains, plains, highways, and stars. It’s an inner-conflict I will probably never quite shake. Still, I know they are happy for me. I know they are proud of the woman I’ve become. I just miss them.

“I hate graveyards and old pawn shops
For they always bring me tears
I can’t forgive the way they rob me
Of my childhood souvenirs
Memories that can’t be boughten
Can’t be won at carnivals for free
Well, it took me years to get those souvenirs
And I don’t know how they slipped away from me”
-John Prine

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@JaxLeSigh @TLTM32 @KatellaGrove Haggis is fine. It tastes like a cross between meatloaf and oatmeal.

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You can't get the canned whole chicken in stores anymore. You have to special order it.

[TLTM @TLTM32]

Americans in the quotes be like "that food is disgusting, now let me eat my canned chicken and squeezy cheese in peace"

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@hecubian_devil Harry Potter is very 90's liberal coded.