Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦

I like my women like I like my packets of instant oatmeal. Fast, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs.

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 5 Mar 2009).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/sWeKObE5Aa

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@SomeKimberly We don’t deserve it. I’m now bedridden and slowly deteriorating. Hardly any strength and can’t open a pill bottle. I sleep a better part of the day now. IT FUCKING SUCKS!

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@AnneWheaton I had trouble finding mine. It was in the little folder of warranty papers, hiding with the Apple sticker.

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

You should see what I look like under all these layers, baby

-Canadian sexting

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@VeronicaChaos Xxxxxxxcxxaaqaqsßerrrfddxsd#b oh kkd#

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

I wish I was dead. I’m tired of the constant pain

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

Sad day 😩

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Marvel Comics Giant Stan Lee Has Died https://t.co/TRW7WD9e2V

[Glass Daddy @cooploops420]

what if marijuana companies were allowed to have tv ads like big pharma does?

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

https://t.co/tygenaVE2Q

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This celebrity barber gives free haircuts to the homeless.

This is awesome. HE IS A HERO.

RETWEET THIS ❤️

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@LisaMarieBowman But you risk “Breaking News” cutting in with a”Special Report”

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@RoseGirlSweet I’ve been bedridden for the last 1.5 months, and was stuck in a recliner for nearly 2 years before that to keep my leg raised.

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@TheRealAndiLand @TheAndiLander And you are one heck of a treat 🤪

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Smart cookie: Nine-year-old sells out of Girl Guide cookies in front of cannabis store on first day https://t.co/5LmUhBnGAv

[Jonas Grumby 🇨🇦 @GarageRock]

@HamillHimself Happy belated birthday Mark. You should try using months. Why do people stop at 24 months with kids is beyond me🤪