GarbageTrades

Covid Fart Researcher. Retired for a few weeks but had to get back to work with the new variant. Sr. Fellow at Fart Research Institute. Monkeypox-ya that too

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Fun fact: George Washington made the Big Gulp the official drink of America on July 4th, 1776 after defeating the British

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@CaryKelly11 Absolute garbage, I hate it.

[Cary Kelly @CaryKelly11]

Ruin a steak with one word.

I’ll go first:

chimichuri

[The Market Matrix @MarketMatrixs]

BREAKING: $SPCE plummets -40% after redditors start to realize it’s NOT SpaceX

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@RampCapitalLLC My life's over soon enough. Just want my kids to benefit from my struggle.

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@RolandGunnTN @braxton_mccoy I'll never leave shit bag California.

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@HowieLongggg @kevin_smith45 Docile

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@AuclairsDad Would you want another dobie?

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@zachhomol_ Those are clean. Beast.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Things people forget when they say our ancestors were plant-based:

- Our ancestors were also small.
- Our ancestors also had brains the size of an orange.
- Our ancestors also couldn't speak.
- Our ancestors also couldn't make fire.
- Our ancestors also couldn't make stone tools.
- Our ancestors also couldn't throw a spear.
- Our ancestors also couldn't count past three.
- Our ancestors also couldn't form an abstract thought.
- Our ancestors also flung their own faeces when they got annoyed.

If you'd like all of that back, the plant-based diet is exactly the correct approach.

If you'd like the brain that wrote this post, a different diet was required.

Choose your priorities.

[Jack @alphacharts365]

It's not about being happy or sad, it's about being content

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@cynicpolitic They're probably all dead or missing.

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@DrunkRepub That stuff keeps me up for days. But still feel great.

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Due to the threat of thunderstorms, we have moved our annual Memorial Day cookout next to the gas pumps.

We are grilling all you can eat ribs, burgers, goat, and various locally caught wildlife all day. All food is completely free with any purchase of $250 or more, or only $40 otherwise.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

McCheck yourself before you McWreck yourself.

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@MrBenRichards Dude on the back is like" I'm not a chick, wtf, gosh."

[GarbageTrades @GarbageTrades]

@braxton_mccoy @McCrae18509 I'm 42 with a 9 and 7

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Terfs_R Execute him

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Going broke. The economy is rigged.