Garbage of 'Murica

There's garbage in the land of freedom and it all tells a beautiful story

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

Who was it that called you after your negotiations with the @WhiteHouse, @Sen_JoeManchin ? Which of your corporate overlords called to get you to change your mind? Who is pulling your meat-puppet strings?

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

We do not need the SEC to protect us from #Bitcoin.

We need #Bitcoin to protect us from the SEC.

[Lillian Wang Selonick @LillianSelonick]

Man, fuck Apple TV+. The only good part of Foundation is the drama with Empire. Everything else sucks.

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

via @NYTimes - Seems like we should also be helping out these Nepali allies so they don’t get stuck in Afghanistan. https://t.co/JWtKyeOy9n

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

Giant pieces of Garbage. I would know.

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

This is giant. Hundreds of Proud Boys and supporters marching on the streets of DC chanting “FUCK ANTIFA” two hours ahead of the #MillionMAGAMarch.

[Leigh Ann Caldwell @LACaldwellDC]

House Dem and GOP leaders are holding respective dinners for new members.

.@SpeakerPelosi told me it’s safe. “It’s very spaced,” she said and there is enhanced ventilation and the Capitol physician signed off.

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

@AndrewYang Your “army vet” friend is either trolling you or a total boot. This is nonsense and you should have seen through it.

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

Just got back to @Dulles_Airport airport and they’re still trying to cram as many people as they can into their people movers between terminals. Clearly they missed the news from @CDCgov and like everyone this week.

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

With Guns, Cash and Terrorism, Gulf States Vie for Power in Somalia https://t.co/Gf7g5m5ukY via ⁦@nytimes⁩

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

BREAKING NEWS: Jan-Michael Vincent, the '80s heartthrob best known for playing Stringfellow Hawke in “Airwolf,” died on February 10 at the age of 74, according to TMZ. DETAILS: https://t.co/6jCdrvfpyx

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

“I hear there’s a caravan of anchor babies coming to illegally vote for Nancy Pelosi. I set this up as bait to catch one so I can deport it back to Guatemalistan or wherever it is that Mexicans come from”
#election #garbageofmurica #midterms #caravan #im… https://t.co/ZIT1oLAaoH

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

“Is your Halloween just filled with ‘sexy’ versions of boring jobs and micro aggressive racial costumes? Spice it up with a merkin! For a limited time, get Lady Macbeth’s vintage ginger merkin, and we’ll throw in the cauldron for free. Perfect for the 70… https://t.co/Mp3lhDVIrq

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

“My childhood was very difficult. My father was a neurotic, anxious farmer named Rabbit. He would spend his days screaming at our neighbors, who always got him involved in some sort of scam. They all had mental issues. One was a donkey with depression an… https://t.co/hJrAEvghjS

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

To the stuffed animals: NEVER, EVER THREATEN TO STOP CUDDLING WITH ME AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW IN HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. I AM NO LONGER AN INFANT THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED TRAITS OF CUTENESS & FUZZI… https://t.co/K00MttGANZ

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

“Now that France dived their way to the World Cup championship, they can finally get rid of the crutches they used for their fake leg injuries.”
#worldcup #france #football #soccer #fifa #diving #croatia #worldcup2018 #griezmann #champions https://t.co/TEbXiajd5f

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

Breaking: DC Water is advising residents in a major portion of the city to boil their tap water before drinking it. Watch updates now on News4 Today https://t.co/Q3SWpDoGXF

[Garbage of 'Murica @GarbageofMurica]

All your ‘bage are belong to us.

#garbageofsf #garbageofmurica #snowcrash #SanFrancisco #whatsitsstory #Booksofthestreet #commandline #kongbucks or #garbagebucks #hiromyhero #garbagepunk https://t.co/FLmrmPxSsZ

[Star Simpson @starsandrobots]

You are walking along a sidewalk in San Francisco. You see a physical copy of Snow Crash in a pile of free things being discarded, on the ground.