Garbridge University

The most elite, for-profit, unaccredited, non-teaching institution of higher learning in the world. #GoDumpies

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DOGE Cuts Threaten Oil-Driller-to-Astronaut Program: “Not just anybody can make a hole and put a bomb in it and blow it up in space.” #DOGE #YR4 #Garbridge #GoDumpies
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Oxygen Addicts Experience Extreme Withdrawal Symptoms in Health Study #StopOxygen #JustSayNo
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New Theory Explains Why Australians Don’t Fall Off Planet Earth #Australia #JumpingAccidents #StringTheory
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Unable to Resist Thumbs Up Photos? 👍👍👍 You’re Not Alone. Bacteria May be the Answer. #marketing #biology #BigIfTrue
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“Mr. Whiskers has been so well-behaved lately,” notes satisfied research subject Dorothy Simmons, 87. “He doesn’t scratch the furniture anymore...” #education #animatronics #taxidermy #careers
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"Sometimes [excellence] is just about being better." Hello World!

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