Perry The Platypus

TAMU Class of 2018
HOU ✈️ CHI
Runner of miles
Drinker of beers

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

We occasionally remember to take pictures ❤️

[Paulie’s Sun Reflector: sandwich mode goer @Kyle_4Real]

Not to praise Chicago sports, but the White Sox seem like a much cooler team than their north Chicago counterparts

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@rakentou @WeaponOutfitter Meat grinder hallways

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@MiCox134 @206_Coug Yes. There was a trend of people pointing loaded guns at their dick and squeezing the trigger to the wall. However, some people were dumb enough to fully pull it and shoot themselves.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

University of Texas players after sacking the quarterback

[Richie @JMULiker]

Average SEC wide receiver touchdown celebration

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

58 degrees outside this morning.

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@julio @Loganvkbv @MrImaginaryCoin @megalixir_ Use whatever gives you the best rewards and just pay the balance in full

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@4ndreb4rs @ricardo1 She even knew how to take brakes off? #wifedat

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@RandoKneegrow @RaceReady2A I’m assuming the washer/dryer wouldn’t work which is why you looked back there?

[Harvey Fent, cpa @MiloLuger]

I actually don’t like you if I don’t have you as a sticker on my phone

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Feliz Charliedad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
I wanna wish you a merry Kirkmas
From the bottom of my heart

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@MosquitoCoFL @rahh1x Wasn’t he throwing up court side one time bc of the physical damages?

[bum @BattleRapBum]

THIS HOW WE GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY

[bum @BattleRapBum]

mandatory post

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@apodictish @CuznAngelo You mean an open container? It never said the driver is drinking.

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@chuy_cristo @isaiahrashad The pump fake on West Savannah killed me 😭

I had an amazing night tho

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@Shrrf_Woody @AkkadSecretary Multiple missed payments can cause that. Doesn’t have to mean debt.

[Perry The Platypus @GarciaNick_]

@CMal7409 @Mayberrykush Better have gotten that GAP insurance lmao