𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁.

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ･｡ﾟ╱⋰ 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀college bartender. thick &. dumb as hell. former fratboy. sleeps with everyone. gay as hell. the hot girl.

-ˏˋ ↻ &. ♡ ˎˊ-

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

horny —

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

the bar tending outfits look better off anyways

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

And of course her ass only got more fat since she’s been gone

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

The owner needed to dump in me for me to get my tips

Still want more dick

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

Her ass is too big for everyone’s lap

— so they skip to just fucking her raw

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

/ i want a dylan main so bad

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

And of course her ass only got more fat since she’s been gone

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

it’s been a while

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

it’s been a while

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

i can make it clap

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

the bar tending outfits look better off anyways

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

pov: you see me bent over waiting for you to take advantage of your girlfriend not being home.

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

…. i got a cute face right ?

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

jiggles ass

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

what about our kid

[ً @BAREHlSTEETH]

what

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

what the hell

[ً @BAREHlSTEETH]

what’s the difference?

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

ain’t that a vasectomy

[ً @BAREHlSTEETH]

i gotta get my tubes tied

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

you heard me

[ً @BAREHlSTEETH]

a BABY?

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

@BAREHlSTEETH

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

from high school to now. still waiting for the baby.

[𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁. @Garciaisms]

wobbles

[𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨 ( 📌 ) @carfluids]

stares