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@tanyarlfes Enak dong. Bisa naik jabatan, tinggal staycation semalam.

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@tanyarlfes Kalau abangmu masih dihidupi oleh ortumu, bilang ke ortu. Terserah mereka mau berbuat apa dengan informasi itu. Orang yang masih dihidupi oleh orang tua memiliki otonomi terbatas. Lain halnya bila dia sudah mandiri.

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@rndy11 Teori konstipasi ah.

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@em_er_zet Namanya doang es teler. Padahal sama sekali ga bikin teler dan ga pernah bisa dibeli di teller.

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@sosmedkeras Argumentasi orang pemkotnya sangat dungu. Asal bacot tanpa ada pemikiran sama sekali.

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@PRFMnews Di trotoar di depan CS Finance Jl. Terusan Jakarta banyak pedagang yang menghalangi trotoar. Pejalan kaki harus turun ke aspal dan adu matador dengan sepeda motor. Jalan berpayungan kala hujan di sana mustahil. Mohon tindakan dari dinas berkewenangan. Terima kasih.

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@cybersecpisces You're doing it for the wrong reason. You'll realize that people still walk on you after you've reached your fitness goals.

Hit the gym, train hard, reach your goals, but don't train to fix your interpersonal problems because that's not what training is for.

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@naomirwolf Congrats, Doc. At least you excel at proving a PhD doesn't guarantee intellect.

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@cybersecmeg This is one of the reasons I always have Mr. Glock with me. He's helped me get out of danger more than once. He's also helped me protect my family once.

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@cybersecmeg Maybe you should do more physical activities (wash your car, take up gardening, etc) or simply workout more to drain your physical energy. We live in a mentally exhausting world that makes us mentally exhausted but physically capable at night.

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@emilyherrera I'm happy for you. I'd be so much happier if I can get a job myself.

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@nixcraft Anyone who doesn't understand the code I wrote without comments is not worthy of his position. He shall be relieved of his role.

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@flapjacker33 @nixcraft People who use nano have lives and productivity-oriented. They want to get things done fast and not spend too much time learning a tool.

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@whyisybaactaken @nixcraft Did you really have advertise your distro of choice?

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@draagynslayer @shanselman @internetofshit Wow, you need a Spiderman who's also a certified Windows tech guy to fix that.

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@riskaaswahyuni @infobdg Mundur aja, menganggur bagian dari siklus hidup.

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@miamphetamine @JagoMakan12 @infobdg Abdi tiasa jadi istri teh. Kantun ditiungan sareng dilipenan.

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@infobdg Puguh atuh. Dimana-mana ge pengangguran nambah.

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@infobdg Waspadanya bagaimana? Manifestasi waspada sangat beragam karena maknanya luas.

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@tanyadoank13 @infobdg @anjaninadya Sampe terbangun.