Garden State

Garden State is a sitcom I have created and looking to get a pitch meeting to get it on the air. It is Seinfeld meets Friends meets Everybody Loves Raymond.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

You don't care about the safety of people if you order from a delivery service during #Fern. Reassess your decisions in life before you feel the need to have a burger show up at your door. #doordash #ubereats #grubhub

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

It's about time the @YESNetwork has @FlavaFraz21 in the booth! He needs to call more #Yankees games!

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@SimuLiu @momofuku Why not do it on #DinnerTimeLive with Simu as a guest? It gives Dave a chance to realize his error and lose on live television.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@OmahaProd @tae15adams @JJettas2 @gkittle46 @19problemz @amonra_stbrown @netflix Such an amateur production. This series should be out during the season. Work faster to produce a better and more timely product.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

I hope @MSGNetworks notices how fantastic @McNuttMonica has been calling the past couple of #Knicks games. She needs to be the analyst when Clyde doesn't call the game.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@jorgemartin17 For the record (see my 2011 draft picks), I was the brainchild of the Zero RB draft strategy back in 2011, not @FF_Contrarian as you stated in your article. #Fact #FantasyFootball #NFL

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

Pulling off big upsets in the #NCAA tournament that's what Jersey schools do. #FDU #Princeton #MarchMadness

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

How much longer is @amazon going to list an AR-15 model toy as a "building toy" for 2-4 year olds? #amazon #amazonfail

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@SamanthaNFL that's fair. I value Kmet more this year so it's a great pick in my opinion. just found it funny after reading your piece and thinking some of the other players you stated that you would rather have were likely still available at that point in the draft.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@SamanthaNFL Good value with selecting Kmet, but you did just write an article to avoid him in every draft

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

What a disgrace that @GovMurphy wants to throw more money away on the @RutgersU football program. Not a wise investment considering how empty the stadium is for their games, but go ahead and waste the money of taxpayers by funding a losing program.

https://t.co/Nf18TQ1R5K

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@JeremyLayt0n all the time. it's the superior approach to drafting when the person knows what they are doing.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@katienolan Another poor decision by ESPN to not keep a smart and hilarious host around. Her ability to adapt to multiple co-hosts truly displays how talented she is to keep the show entertaining even when dealing with unexpected changes. Also, she's the 🐐of ad reads. LYMI

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

@SamanthaNFL Completley agree with your take...caused a lot of drama with the rest of the league though that didn't like when I tanked a game for a better playoff matchup

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

This is what is happening around the country as the president tells Americans that things are going "beautifully" and that the spike in cases is a non-issue.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

That was the most enjoyable "webinar" I ever attended. Hopefully there are more live shows in the future @katienolan and @AshleyBraband. LYMI

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

Here's a concept for a debate: Answer the question from the moderator or get the fuck off the stage. #VPDebate

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Pence saying they have "always" told the American people the truth is just a whopper of a lie.

[Garden State @GardenStateTV]

Having to listen to A-Rod after watching the debate doesn't seem so bad now. #Debates2020

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA that just popped into my head:

A fact checker on set does an Errors and Omissions segment before every commercial break of every debate.