GardonTheMinotaur

I am Gardon. Anger Management teacher, and adventurer. I tell this little blue bird my thoughts and now people know me.

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

@InsidiousPie @ryenna @sarahcottentail This is amazing! I will eat so many donuts... the nice thing here is now I could have TWO bags for donuts. The one I made and this one... what's it cost? 100gp? 500gp?

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

When someone says something is #indescribable aren't they describing it? #gardon #thoughts #words

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? #gardon #questions #glue

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Pie is a circle, in a square box, we eat in triangles... #gardon #pie #shapes #circle #square #triangle

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

@GrimbeardRogers I would very much like to learn this spell... it would do wonders in my BRYK program. (Anger Managerment) puppies always make me feel better.

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Slothar falling
People calling
The fins expand to
Keep from sprawling
On the ground at
Low of tower
He can land and
Take his bow there
Gobs and Jibs show will blow away your hair.

#Gardon #poetry #circus #flying #daring #dnd #magic

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Today you are as old as you have been but you'll never be that young again... #gardon #thoughts #mindblown

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Ice is cold. #gardon #thoughts #ice #water #cold #hot #heatwave

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More people need to be like #lions The adults pretend to be #hurt when their young #bite them to #encourage them. #gardon #thoughts #nature

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

@GrimbeardRogers tell me... how does one have a Grim Beard? And can it work for a minotaur like myself? What are the benefits of a Grim Beard? Are there downsides? Am I able to still teach anger management?

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Carts above roof rolling loud,
Keep Gardon up, or wake him
Stupid crowd.
#Gardon #poetry #apartment #merchants #carts #people #ineedtomove #crowds #magic #dnd

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Your future self is watching you right now in memories #gardon #memories

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If you ever find yourself #naked in #public you probably are better off covering your face instead of your bits... #gardon #thoughts

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

When I clap, am I just high-fiving myself for something someone else did? #gardon #thoughts #highfive #clapping

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

@TheSpicyJ @KingDrakkon I would like to know more about this war between stars...

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

I think it's colder in the 7 hells... #gardon #thoughts #Heatwave2022 #heatwave #heat #hot #summer #dnd #minotaur #poolnoodles

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You can always tell if it's raining outside if when you step outside you get rained on. #gardon #lifehack #rain

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Most people aren't actually #afraid of being left alone in their house. They are afraid they aren't... #gardon #scary #thoughts

[GardonTheMinotaur @GardonThe]

Clown fish are not actually part clown... #gardon #thoughts #clowns #fish

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If you could stack every Flumph in existence on top of one another, all the way into space... many wouldn't be able to breath... #gardon #thoughts #Flumph #breathing