Gareth Wild

Production Director, Photographer, Potty Mouth, Hot Mess. Instagram: thirdnibble

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For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

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Male host of #Eurovisión looks like he’s about to grant me three wishes

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Follow me, I'm rad to the max!

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@Thrungus @sainsburys I reached for the stars and got as far as the carpark

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Do you remember a few weeks back when a plucky young 44-year-old go getter went viral for parking in every spot at his local @sainsburys Well after a whirlwind few weeks of media attention, Sainsbury’s got in touch and offered me the honorary role of Director of Top Tier Parking

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Anyhoo thanks to the Sainsbury's team who played along with this nonsense, it's been a fun ride.

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I don't think they realise that I'll be using this new title to shape the face of every store I visit in my image. I'll rule with an iron fist and make sweeping changes to all the Sainsbury's car parks across the land. They'll rue the day they ever afforded me such power!

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Oh sweet, a John Krasinski figurine.