Chalant

Soft life enthusiast. Now gayer than ever.

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

See you there 😘

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

Bracket 3 was so fun

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

Im in a cult because why did I know what song and which part she was singing before pressing play

[faith ♡‧₊˚ ꕤ @stuckinrem]

she was feeling herself this night

[Roger Bob @udatedrogerbob]

Me and whoever is sitting next to me 😂😂😂😭😭

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

😭😭😭😭

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

My favourite kinda table to be at. Just talking nonsense and hooting and hollering the whole time.

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

We’re in June already and I love that for me

[Jasmine(Mouth Almighty)Kennedie @jasminekennedie]

The concept of the current reigning bracket style winner being in your movie and asking her if she’s been through it is PEAK comedy 😭😭😭

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

Not THIS!!!

[Piibou @Piiibouu]

Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

This has a clinical name. Revenge bedtime procrastination. And the ADHD version runs on a completely different mechanism than the neurotypical one.

A neurotypical person stays up late because they want more leisure time. The ADHD brain stays up because it spent every drop of dopamine it had on executive function during the day. Sitting in meetings, managing transitions, filtering impulses, remembering the thing you were supposed to remember. That burns through dopamine the way sprinting burns through glycogen. By 10pm the tank is empty.

But here's where it gets counterintuitive. The exhaustion is physical. The dopamine deficit is neurological. Those are two separate systems. Your muscles want sleep. Your prefrontal cortex is starving for the stimulation it was denied all day because it spent 14 hours on task-switching and impulse control instead of anything that actually felt rewarding.

The phone at midnight is the brain trying to collect what it's owed. Low-effort, high-stimulation content. Scrolling, short videos, rabbit holes. The exact profile of activity that delivers dopamine without requiring the executive function you already depleted.

The sleep researchers call this a "self-regulation failure." It's closer to a debt collection. You borrowed against your own reward system to function all day. The bill comes due at midnight. And the brain will not let you sleep until it gets paid.

[Duff @duffthebrand]

People weren’t there when this song was called Beautiful Nightmare.

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

We already had the thoughts when it came out.

[Chalant @Gareth__GW]

I lover her down to the bone

[Rive @Riveima]

“Let’s”???

[Duff @duffthebrand]

Call me strict but if you don’t like Beyoncé, you’re not my type.

[Cody 🫧 @Thot_Pocket]

RHORI having 3-5 cheating storylines with a side of polyamory