Evan Garey

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[Evan Garey @GareyEvan]

Me- walks into coffee shop
Barista- HELLO GOOD MORNING!!
Me- 🖕turns around and walks out
#tooearlyforyourshit

[Evan Garey @GareyEvan]

Hahaha

[102.5 The Bone @1025TheBone]

#DGL Mia Khalifa FLIPS OUT for being called a FORMER Porn Star then proceeds to crap on Florida via twitter. #miakhalifa #shame @TMZ @pornhub

[Evan Garey @GareyEvan]

#nobigdeal

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Am I really the first one to ever say “Sometimes you just gotta Sneeze the Moment”!
#Genius #groundbreaker