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@Crypto_Diet They couldn't keep Him in a sealed tomb. What makes you think those chains are gonna work?

Meanwhile...👇

"Hold my goblet..."

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@nypost During a Netflix pitch meeting, a Gen Z employee who had just watched Speed and Die Hard over the weekend suggests the brilliant, groundbreaking idea of remaking Die Hard, but with Keanu Reeves as the lead. Once again proving that Hollywood hasn't run out of original ideas

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@nypost Woke judge asks cook for tips on tenderizing steak, unaware she's getting a full blown confession 🙄

Cook: "It's simple, Your Honor. First, you grab the meat by the hair, then you gently rotate the cut clockwise from the 10 o'clock to the 12 o'clock position..."

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@JustJenRX "Not a single drop of blue" 😆

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@ecuadoraldia365 They say reincarnation gives you a fresh start. Apparently, nobody told this former mariachi singer that the fine print excludes mustachios, particularly the long, bushy ones that spent a lifetime stealing the spotlight and apparently weren’t ready for retirement

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@rashel_256 I was about to compliment the choreography, but then I realized I've seen these exact moves outside a Walgreens in San Francisco. I believe they call this the Fentanyl Foxtrot

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@Rainmaker1973 If-I-Survive-Another-Monday-I’ll-Be-Lucky, is what I would name it.

Before anyone complains about the length, that incldues his first, middle, and last name. Or you can just call him Lucky for short. But that's assuming he makes it to Tuesday😁

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@TMZ ...

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@TheOfficerTatum To be fair, considering the language barrier and the fact that she's from another country, I'm sure what she meant to say was, "Not that I'll acknowledge"

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@nypost AI is finally showing its human side. It learned to think like us, then talk like us, and now it's figured out how to ask for a tip for doing absolutely nothing. At this rate, the next update will have it asking for a raise, calling in sick, and calling HR over sexual harassment

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@nypost As one of America’s great philosophers once said…

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@nypost "I'm being told by sources close to the situation that the woman's husband has finally enjoyed his first peaceful night's sleep in years and is now requesting separate seating on all future flights. Back to you, Tom!"

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@Polymarket ...

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@HUUK72670323 Zelensky at the postwar negotiations, convincing Putin which parts of Ukraine he’d still like to keep

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@NFL_DovKleiman There’s clearly some history there. Word is she absolutely destroyed him at checkers right before kickoff, when he allegedly flipped the board with that same swatting motion only to come face to face with her again

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@Jeanna350

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@OMGIluvthatsong Bruce Dickinson just called, and apparently the prescription has changed. Forget the cowbell. What this song needs is MORE TAMBOURINE!

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@joeroganhq Not big on female stand-up, but give me a hilarious actress over a guy any day. Wonder what the science is behind that? 🤔 That said, this was pretty good. And to think, if she ever wanted to be relevant again, all she'd have to do is lose her TDS/wokeness

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@TiffanyFong ...

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@Nam_kafi_hai @grok Grok explains why