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[Rich Antie 🇰🇪🇨🇩🇵🇸 @HerMerix]

If they had not released that Utumishi CCTV footage, I would have had a very hard time believing that those accused girls actually set the dormitory on fire. That is so evil 😭. They set the dorm on fire, ran outside and expected what exactly?

[Jesi @jesidamina]

Please remember that your body in its natural state is not “un”-anything. It’s presentable and good.

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

Whoever discovered 'waaah' really saved us ju sasa tungekuwa tunajibu aje watu wengine

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

the girls from other species are moving differently

[Amira 🌻 @_kagichu]

not sure, but unaeza chukua kura.

[Godfather is my forte @earth2godfather]

“You do not have to push out a baby to help push humanity forward”

Tracee Ellis Ross ❤️

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

“Of course I’m not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in”
Chief Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie ✨

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as -

"congratulations you didn't pick the wrong person out of panic"

[Leone Wandera @Leone_wanderaa]

Mkienda kuona Sauti sol huwa mna waita aje?

[Kelly @kingkellyke]

😂😂

[ً @wynrosei]

Men want babies that cost women their bodies, peace, careers and stability….
but still shame women for wanting financial security.
Make it make sense.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

If abortion is criminalized, men should lose the right to walk away from a pregnancy too. You can’t force someone to carry a child and let the other parent off the hook. Responsibility doesn’t get a free pass.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[Garf @Garfieldina]

@Safaricom_Care Check DM

[Garf @Garfieldina]

@Safaricom_Care

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

And y'all gossip like your moms instead of working like your dads lmao

[Tati @pmusesya]

If the government has this technology, it means that they are deliberately overlooking corruption...

[Nghidinwavali Nghimodino @ThreePeatMadrid]

Another scam people have normalised is capitalists selling five pots with lids and calling it a 10-piece cookware set, because apparently lids have suddenly started counting as separate cookware.
Right up there with “per person sharing,” mxxm.