Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦

Rodnover that plays map games (clear sign of mental derangement) and FPS games. PFP by @4eyedgrimm

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

Tell @4eyedgrimm she made a much better design for a mask instead of the edgy-ass anti-antifa-type ski-mask and bandana shit I had going on

Made better that she based it off Tricky and included a referenece to the time I put a Carolina Reaper-flavored almond under my ballsack

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

Driving late at the night and the "TOP TEN REASONS SPONGEBOB IS GAY" song is playing on the radio

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

J.K. Rowling having to resist the urge to name a Mexican character Burrito Cartelissimo

[Serious Sam @SeriousSamIAm]

Enough foreplay. Let’s get Serious!

I’M BACK IN THE THIRD ENCOUNTER, BABY! 😎

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@qrapiid k eems tari aba ldretar d___

[Tiberius @Tit194899]

A super earth is for sale, but who is buying?
#sketches #megadeth #vicrattlehead #helldivers

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@vaudevillehook Definitely stay topped-up on anti-freeze. Also check your tire pressure regularly, as that also has an impact on winter driving.

Both are relatively inexpressive to check on regularly but will do good for your car.

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

Autistic, and immediately started building trains in the strategy game I was playing.

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@Midwesternerd_5 It's because of both reasons. Definitely both reasons.

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@JustinWhang I always rate these summaries positively just to see if it'll start fucking with it

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@commentiquette Space Mongolians.

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@S1R3NH3AD Even crazier fact about this btw, George Bush would've been one of these pilots but he managed to swim away and avoid capture, but he only learned about the cannibalism when he was in office

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

The next art trend should be drawing your OC or favorite character fent-leaning

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@ItalianFiesta So you hate Sardine Pancakes?

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@baboon2oothed I preemptively called my brother a bastard before he could eat my banana pudding when I got my wisdom teeth removed

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

A Chinese man on the top of a mountain taught me how to break out of women's leg-locks

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

There's three finger slots in my scrotum so I can use it as an impromptu bowling ball when needed

[Idiotinfrontofadesk🇺🇦 @GarfieldsBalls]

@hausofdecline I hope that @JustinWhang is exempt from this humor

[bea🔻 @inkstainedlover]

pack… wait for it