Gary

Life sucks and then you die

[Gary @Gargartibold]

Does anyone else moan when they wipe their butthole?

[Gary @Gargartibold]

I think I've lost more blood through my nose just this winter than anywhere else my whole life

[Gary @Gargartibold]

@FaZeClan LMFAO

[Gary @Gargartibold]

To people that ruin video game scenes by trying to be funny or edgy (you're neither of those btw), I hope you have slow internet speeds and low bitrates forever.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

Tokyo Ghouls outro song might be the most annoying one I've heard yet

[Gary @Gargartibold]

@xbvbblesx Breath of the wild is the only correct answer

[Gary @Gargartibold]

I love winter and the constant bloody nose I have, said no one ever.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

I love shoving meat into my mouth.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

@Wipz @timthetatman Wtf

[Gary @Gargartibold]

Health insurance? Doctor? Why would we use those benefits?

[Gary @Gargartibold]

The only good Christmas songs are the classics, not this bullshit with fat beats making your girl drop it low

[Gary @Gargartibold]

Sometimes I just sit in silence and think about the future. I'll be paying my mortgage for 30 years. I get lost wondering what's going to happen in 30 years. What's going to change in the world, in my home, in my personal life. Probably lose all of my family, pets, etc.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

@3moGoat Sorry :/ sometimes the truth hurts

[Gary @Gargartibold]

Digimon is so much better than pokemon in every way shape and form. But I will say, Lugia is the best legendary ever created.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

Love being talked to like I don't know what's going on. I'm done talking. I don't care anymore.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

People still buying activision/blizzard games while rape and suicide is still happening in the company while nothing is being done.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

If you plan something last minute at 6pm on a Sunday, there's a solid chance I'm not showing up. That's not me disliking you, that's me staying in my house so I can go to bed at a decent time before work.

I hate the holiday season.

[Gary @Gargartibold]

@3moGoat @Halo I need that sweet, beautiful music in my ear holes again

[Gary @Gargartibold]

So I'm just playing Tarkov IRL. Great.

[Calvin Kamrath @WalrusPapaCK]

Wanna be good at Tarkov? Here’s some things you can expect.

- At least a thousand hours of gameplay that feels like ramming your genitals into a wall.

- Some decent aim that becomes reactionary.

- Feeling like a bot

- Hating your life

Enjoy.