🌿 Ivy

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

Gargoyle, Protector, Gunner.

[𝙎𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙃 '𝙃𝘼𝙆𝙔𝙈 @AuAndromeda_]

“I hereby claim you as my spoils of war.”

Fanatical warlord with knack for taking slaves

N/SFW 18+ | MDNI
Literate + Adaptable
OPEN DMS | 6+ Roleplaying
Open to Dark plots
Smut Focused
Male

#HALORP #ROLEPLAY #ERP #NSFWRP

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

|| this tap and hold spam on the tl is annoying af and I can't even avoid it because they updated the app to default to trending instead of your follow tl

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

@DaddyOfKoopas She's not capable of being knocked up, even if there was another living gargoyle.

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@DaddyOfKoopas She's a rock though.
But she wouldn't mind him trying

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|| if I ever see another deadlock account I might die

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@FatBottomedRam "hot? That was like breaking a rock with another rock. I'm a rock."

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

This guy's mean muggin' me.

[ Looking at a literal statue. ]

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@FatBottomedRam "hm, I can't tell if you're bein' nice or just scared because I nuked that statues face off."

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

@FatBottomedRam "hm, I dunno about that."

People thinking she was a guy wasn't uncommon.

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@FatBottomedRam "holy fuck, what do you feed that thing?"

A little surprised at the size, and also not expecting to see that at all.

"Make it?"

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

[ teasing the reader. ]

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@FatBottomedRam Flying over the counter because she didn't feel like going around, and landing next to him.

"Sure!"

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@FatBottomedRam "I'm a girl."

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@FatBottomedRam "nah being cute is for babies."

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@FatBottomedRam "free coffee? Hell yeah, sure!"

Still doesn't know.

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@FatBottomedRam "why would pouring somethin' inna cup take longer? Is it molasses or some shit?"

He wasn't good at it.

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@FatBottomedRam "hmph, nuh uh, I'm cool."

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@FatBottomedRam "who you calling cute?"

She was kinda strong, but also made of rock.

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

@FatBottomedRam "am I a certain customer?"

If that was a flirt, she didn't get it at all, she's kinda confused.

[Leo @PoolNoodle989]

BIO:

Name: Leo the Ferret

[🌿 Ivy @GargoyleGuns]

@FatBottomedRam "what does all that mean? Uh, half and half I guess."

Hasn't been to many cafe's.