GaribGuy

Garibo ki suno,
Woh tumhari sunega
Tum ek re-tweetiya doge,
Woh dus aur tweetiya dega !!!

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Colors walon ke dimaag se abhi bhi Kapil ka bukhaar utara nahin hai. #CNWK was the best. @KapilSharmaK9 @ColorsTV

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भगवान ने बड़ी मेहनत कर माँ बनाई, शैतान ने भी सोचा कुछ बनाएं, तो फिर उसने सासु माँ बनाई!

#TeamGarib

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Ladkiyon ko saalon purani baatein yaad rehti hai, kyunki unke sar pe lal bindi recording ka button hai. #TeamGarib

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Happy "Maine-kabhi-tumhein-us-nazar-se-nahi-dekha" Day! 🍺

#HappyFriendshipDay #TeamGarib

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मेरे घर वाले चूँकि 'चूतिया' शब्द का ईस्तेमाल नहीं कर सकते हैं इसलिए अक्सर कह देते है:

"भोला रह गया ये लड़का"

#TeamGarib 😢

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Daru Cigarette jaan leva ho sakta hai.

Lekin aapka budhapa zyaada hoga, jawani nahin.

Think before quitting!

#TeamGarib #BevdaAssociation

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आज फिर एक बेटी के हाथ से किताब छीन कर सिलाई मशीन थमा दी गई है!

#TeamGarib #SmritiSacked

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Meri ghadi 2:15 pe atak gayi hai. 2 aur 2.30 ke bich mein. It's a do or dhai situation for me.

#TeamGarib #DoOrDie

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Pankaj Udhas ki Ghazal wali ladki mil gayi mujhe,
"Chaandi jaisa roop hai tera, Sone jaise baal"

#TeamGarib

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Airport pe bhik maangte time yeh dikha. Kaun hai? Iska takla mere bhavishya se bhi zyaada chamak raha hai.#TeamGarib

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Aisa koi desh hai jahan macchar khoon ke badle charbi nichod lete ho? Motapa ka tension nikal jaayega.

#TeamGarib #MaccharKaAatank

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@PedestrianPoet Maid Made ?

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Thanku @BeingSalmanKhan garibon pe picharr banane k liye..Ab hum bhi kacha pehne choudi chaati le chalenge
@SultanTheMovie #SultanTrailer

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Meri maasi ke sasur ki beti ki saans ke fufaji ki kaamwali ke bhatije ne khola hai. Please do visit.

#TeamGarib

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Teri zindagi mein na sahi,

lekin main aaj ki taarikh "May 13" hoon.

#TeamGarib #TeraHoneLagaHoon

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Durr se dekha toh Flying Kiss de rahi thi!!!

Paas jaake dekha toh sing ke chilke uda rahi thi.

#TeamGarib #UskiMaakaSakiNaka

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Bachana ae Haseeno!! Lo MAY aa gaya!!

#TeamGarib #MayHeat #dermicool

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Kisi chiz ko sacche dil se chaho toh puri kaynaat tumhari vaat lagane mein lag jaati hai.

Jala di puri roti meri biwi ne. 😞

#TeamGarib

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Angrezi theatre:
Oceans11
Oceans12
Oceans13

Mere mohalle ke theatre:
Jeene nahi dunga
Marne nahi dunga
Paida hi hone nahi dunga

#TeamGarib

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Paani ki bahot maara maari hai. Ek week ke aansu jama kiye the katore mein. Bath liya. Mast fresh feel ho raha hai.

#TeamGarib #Fight4Water