the albatross

Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

@kneebiie2 Yall have clearly never heard you broke me first.

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

@WinnaFC Wait he was pretty darn good at the world cup. I would not complain

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

@tmlovesred2 Ttpd,red and evermore clears Foklore easily

[Ethelion @Metabiceps]

@SheIsTheFire Proof why all introverts avoid social setting because of bitches like this. Extroverts must realize that not all things need to be said and can be easily inferred if you take out the earbuds from your ears, your eyes from your phone and just listen and look around.

[bread @pizzapurist]

as an extrovert who puts in the effort & is surrounded by so many introverts - they probably don’t like you lol. they only need slightly longer to relax but there’s no shutting them up once they’re comfortable, maybe learn to read the cues & leave them alone lol

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

The F9lmo experiment has failed. Get Jesus on the pitch as soon as 2nd half starts

[ally !! @cubarsiitano]

this ref needs to get out of pedri’s way this is getting ridiculous

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

If Raphinha is out for even one knockout game we ain't winning CL. These guys cannot finish.

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

Who tf thought Olmo playing as a striker was a good idea? Fermin wouldve been 100x better

[matt⸆⸉ is graduating @taycapsicle]

ppl when it comes to taylor swift no joke

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[B @bivnia]

Dr. Swift & Dr. Messi…
Oh so my type is doctors 👅

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

@filmtyre Pretty good he will get back to his old self in no time if he keeps it up

[misshendricks @tanchellie_]

Livies slutshaming SC and then making up that whole lawsuit narrative to call Taylor evil and they wonder why both fandom hate their rtarded asses. @oliviarodrigo cage your dogs, klepto!

[Mich💌💋🐾 @reginaharpenter]

El drama de "olivia-sabrina" fue principalmente culpa de niñitas inseguras con obvia falta parental que se proyectaron en olivia y salieron a atacar a sabrina

[more @easytissue]

You never knew Til it was
that it was babylon. gone

[k🎱 @crtfydyapper]

listen you fat fuck @JoanLaportaFCB we're gonna have major problems if we don't get that messi tribute game at the camp nou

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

@BuzzingPop TAYLORR?? BE SERIOUS

[the albatross @Garima55883506]

@AnabellaMarvy Nah Spain is playing fine definitely not upto their usual standards but do yall see how Croatia parked the bench?