Wario

Words to Live By: Get Rich Quick!

Header/Avi by @MissingPokemon

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"Wahaha! National Kissing Day? Alright, alright, line up ladies! Single file-- Hey! No fighting!"

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"What's with that look? You should smile more, ya know. Anyways, thanks for the grub, doll face."

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

//well uh its almost like 6am now i sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"Luigi. Having a girlfriend? You know, I heard you were a funny guy, I guess they were right! Wahaha!"

[sans. @punfuI]

* huh.

* luigi's girlfriend followed me.

* noice.

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

@RoyaIPeachy "Eh?! Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever! Totally ripped off my style, though! Everyone knows the hat and overalls were made famous by Wario!"

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

@RoyaIPeachy "Oh? Wahaha! I'd knew you'd ditch that zero to get with a /real/ hero!"

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

@txmboying Don't mind him, he'll just be walking his several chain chomps, all barking at a nearby bird, of course. Just outside of her residence, what a coincidence.

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

Don't mind him, he's currently asleep. ...in his car, of course.

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"Eheh, Don't mind if I do!"

He eats the entire thing, including the plate, he then burped up the plate, and hands it back to her.

"Eh, I've had better. 7/10."

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"Wahaha! I LOVE this song!"

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"But, um, look guys, look! It's one of my greatest achievements: Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance!"

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

//hello everyone, I hate to be that guy, but i have a friend who is currently in an abusive situation, and I want to help her get out. Anything helps, even just spreading the link around. Thank you https://t.co/gIhndmStHY

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

@Loyal_Dragxn

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

@Loyal_Dragxn "Besides money, fame, and power? Hm, well, I guess I can think of /one/ thing right now..."

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"Zzz..."

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

"Wahaha! You're damn right I am!"

[Wario @GarlicAndGold]

@VisitantDreams "Wahaha! I have an even better idea! How about I feed you to the Chain-Chomps!? They love Koopa meat, I wonder if you taste the same."

He takes another step forward, a loud thud could be heard with every step of his.