Sihoj Palik

Garma garam chuski, engaged to Gold Flake.

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In 2025, more like ghibl-eid mubarak 🌙🖼️

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@MumukshuSavitri @midjourney This is amazing 🤩

Hi mam- I am working on a side project for my 2 year old kid- story prompts for mid ai image creation. I seek your assistance to create this digi library for kids. Would like to collaborate, if you can be kind enough ti share your email / any medium

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Hack for a situation where neighbours complain of noise during functions; is to simply invite them over beforehand.

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You eat their chocolates, also teach them “not to eat chocolates & save their teeth”has been one fine part being a parent as yet. Bliss!

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Kohli is like that badtameez talented kid in class who tops the charts each time; par sabse gaali khaata hai, deservingly so.

Great example to quote when parents say badtameez log successful nahi hote.

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Somewhere between "cheeni mat kha, peeche khujli lagegi" to "cheeni mat kha, sugar ho jayegi"; we all are panicking.

*snorts sugar*

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Spell boredom.

1990s: B.O.R.E.D.O.M
Now: D.E.P.R.E.S.S.I.O.N

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Tell me whats farmer protest like I am a 5 yr old.

Farmers took some money, cant repay, want it to be waived off. Heyy! Also, want pension.

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Vijay Mallya : took loan, went to UK, want loan to be waived off

Punjab farmers : took loan, want to go to Kanedda, want loans to be waived off

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Talk about romanticising protests.
Headlines : India farmers protest
Body : Punjabi farmers x 20

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The algo will always push you to shape content the way platform wants; and you will in search of reach will inevitably fall for it. #DamnLinkedIn

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Is it even a wedding if there aren't boys mixing alcohol with coke assuming that noone knows "tu pee bhai coke hai"
#basics

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Digital good karma is to explain cryptic memes in comments.

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There are folks out of job, eager to work. There are others moonlighting the double-bluff at 2 workplaces.

Eh, not just about the skill gap I guess.

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Colleagues at office while pulling a cigarette puff: yaar austerity and hill life is what I want

While sighing off the smoke: bhai tu Audi lele

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Childhood play mate named Rishabh was so popular with the nickname “tatti”; that other folks who don’t know who “Rishabh” is, remember “Tatti”
The power of nicknames.

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Dressing up in formal clothes gives a solid sense of being attentive and switch the default mode as “work”. Interesting

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10 employees were celebrated last year, this day at office. Only 5 are still working there.
It's worse if you're in the remaining 5.

Good riddance.

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Inder Nath Desai and Shubham Agrawal were 2 friends at Bansal Coaching classes in a batch of 40 students. In a series of tests in their preparation for IIT exam; SA trash IND by crazy margins in the first test.

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Diwali cracker at front door is best revenge I ever learnt. Life lesson.