Liz (Elizabeth) Garn

Voice over artist, writer (YA Fantasy), storyteller, wife, mom, seminary grad, lover of D&D, and all things geeky. (she/her)

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

I'm so excited to be connected with so many new followers but I feel like I need to preemptively disappoint you... b/c while I do occasionally tweet about theology, I mostly talk about Dungeons and Dragons, fantasy, and how much I love the Geek community.

So... welcome?!

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@LittleLauraMcK Thank you!!

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Ok, HUGE news... I'm getting my PhD!

I got accepted into the Practical Theology and Ethics program at the University of Edinburgh and will be researching the connection between interpretations of Eve and abuse against women in churched families. Cannot wait to start!

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In light of the current conversation around women, seminary, @tgc, and @ReformTheoSem I thought I’d reshare this article from all the way back in 2017.

Seminary is for everyone and everyone should be welcomed there.

https://t.co/TcZpLn7zpv

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

If you claim to love Jesus/love people but also accuse others of having TDS… I need you to understand that I will not believe you.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

@LauraRbnsn It might be worth mentioning that these are also kids raised on active shooter drills in school… I don’t think we fully understand the emotional impact of that day-to-day anxiety, especially how it connects with kids being comfortable being left alone at home.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

Ten seconds ago, the tree was almost entirely lit. I wrapped the final string, stepped back, and…

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[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

My apparently hot take: Christmas should begin whenever your heart and your family need it to.

You have no idea what someone is going through so be gracious and if you can’t support them, then at the very least, leave them alone.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

An apparently hot take: Christmas should expand into January, not drift back into November

Put down the mistletoe and enjoy the rest of apple season, you freaks!

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Many white evangelicals hate the idea of taxes more than they hate the idea of their neighbors starving.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

There is nothing of Christ in Christian Nationalism.

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I've gotten some puzzling pushback here.

Kirk shared his politics everywhere. He shared the gospel on occasion. TPUSA events are about politics. So he only "shared the gospel everywhere" if they're the same thing.

Besides, Burk's crowd has conflated politics and gospel before.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

@JosiahHawthorne Right?!? I think he was actually trying to tease me but I was like, no, I’m taking that one as a compliment. No take-backs!

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

I got new glasses… my son just said, “Mom, you look like a librarian that could give the best book suggestions but also round kick your face.”

People. That’s one of the greatest things anyone has ever said about me, lol.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

@Sonderbooks Thanks. I kinda wish it weren't, though, you know?

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

I'm increasingly convinced that part of what's going on right now is that some people think we're living the story of the Little Red Hen, and some people think we're in the parable of the Good Samaritan.

And the two stories are pretty much diametrically opposed.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

In light of the govt's attempt to persuade women to have more babies (and the evangelical church's support of that), a reminder that I wrote a book about God's *actual* purpose for women... spoiler alert, it's not about being wives or having babies.

https://t.co/NT1WlaWnbW

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

Me to my teenage daughter: Aren’t you cold??? It’s freezing out!

Daughter: It’s not cold, Mom, I’m fine.

Daughter, 10 minutes later as she grabs a sweatshirt : Spite it not as warm as it should be!!!!

😂😂😂
#parenting

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

@TheFowlersSon lol, it was!

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

First time playing #dnd in two months and we’ve lost count of how many 1s our party has rolled.

[Liz (Elizabeth) Garn @GarnElizabeth]

The greatest lie evangelicals ever told women was that they were created to be wives and mothers. The second greatest lie? That they should be grateful for it.