Garret Dougie Spriggs

Encouragement, Entertainment, Eating Enthusiast. Future Winner of Survivor on CBS.

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

It is not my job to get people to agree with me, it is my job to love my neighbor.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[cel 𐦖 @CelsDucks]

Maybe YOU don’t care about the Orange County representation, but we (the actual fans) do. I’ve never even really liked the color orange overall but orange makes sense for the team and as much as I do love the old eggplant and jade, it can totally just be a fun third or retro.

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

Ducks will win today #flytogether

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

@LakersLead

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

The best part about being a Lakers fan rn is that I’m also a Ducks fan

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂𝒾 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

Bruh it’s Tuesday, what is she talking about?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, Rebecca Black released 'Friday'

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

I’m sorry… I don’t hate these

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Where the sky meets the ice ⚡️

Designed for one of sport’s biggest stages.

Order now through @shoptbsports: https://t.co/Iea5Cfgvfo

[NHL @NHL]

How about those @AnaheimDucks!? 🦆

[NHL @NHL]

THIS TEAM IS SO FUN 🙂

[savy ꕤ @savnhl]

I LOVE THESE ANAHEIM DUCKS!!!!!

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Cutter Gauthier with his FIRST career hatty 🔥🚨

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

In his final game, Clayton Kershaw is a champion once again.

His kids couldn’t be prouder. 🥹💙

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The Ducks young forwards to start the season in 10 games:

Carlsson (20): 5G-10A-15P (4P tonight)
Gauthier (21): 6G-4A-10P
McTavish (22): 2G-6A-8P
Sennecke (19): 3G-2A-5P

The future is looking bright in Anaheim 🦆

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

Dude was just waiting for me to start betting on him..

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Rome Odunze Weeks 1-4:
17.4 fantasy PPG

Rome Odunze Weeks 6-7:
4.15 fantasy PPG

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

The Ducks are fun again!! #flytogether

[Annie O’D ❤️‍🔥 @sweetannieod]

Now I can (hopefully) watch the Ducks in peace

Let’s fly, kids 🧡

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

Ducks playoff run 2025/26 starts now

[Garret Dougie Spriggs @GarretDougie]

I have to admit. It’s 2025 and I’ve never played Goldeneye 007

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

It's Giveaway Friday!

🏒 Score an official 2025 NHL Draft shirt signed by our entire draft class! 🏒

RT, must be following and we will pick one winner.