Garrett Austin

Favorite Sports Teams: St. Louis Cardinals Denver Broncos So basically everybody in Kansas City hates me. Former Missouri Southern Track and Field jav squad.

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

I wonder how much money I would have saved on peanut butter if I stuck to the serving suggestion amount.

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

@D_Webb5 @D_Webb5

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

Feeling dangerous today. Might cook some bacon without a shirt on.

[♡ kiran ♡ @kiranverse]

put this in perspective when you think the civil rights movement & holocaust were a “long” time ago

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

@Willis_M_19 Those stats tho! 😍

[MSSU Athletics @mososports]

NATIONAL CHAMPION: @MoSoXCTF - Morgan Ash is the 2019 @NCAADII National Champion in the Javelin with a distance of 168-08 (51.41m). The throw is one inch from her own school record. #ThePride

[MSSU XC & T&F @MoSoXCTF]

Women’s Cross Country placed 4th at Fort Hays Invitational, besting out all other MIAA competition

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

Me: I have an hour to get this paper done. Better buckle down and crank it out.
My brain: you’ve been working hard for 5min now. See what’s on twitter for a sec.

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

I’ve noticed every time I go to the rec, I see a guy invent a new way to do curls.

[NaeThrowsHeavyRock @JaneeNae24]

Nobody is ready for this JCCC reunion. @MaggieH_458 @JessicaRyan2 @D_Webb5 @GarrettAustin2

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

Man, people have been sleepin on Now 17 for a while. Just a solid album. #bangerz #2004throwbacks

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

The cop standing on the sidewalk really appreciated my music selection while I was stopped at the intersection. Who knew people still remembered Ms. New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx. #classic

[Bruh Report @BruhReport]

imma just leave this graphic here

[jillian brauninger @JMBrauninger]

Let’s solve this like adults
RT for Quiktrip Like for Casey’s

[KSN 16 Local News @KSNLocalNews]

An American fast-food restaurant in Joplin is said to be the best by their customers, but it's also known by the chain to be the best in the nation. #KSN16 https://t.co/sYnIJWfYnp

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

Mom: “Hey, so are you done packing?”
Me: “uhhh, no.”
Mom: “What? What have you been doing all afternoon?
Me: “Uhhhh...”

[Garrett Austin @GarrettAustin2]

@Big_Burns70 @allieheck10 We get it. You both have like 30 all Americans combined 🙄

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Homemade cherry pepper infused ranch. Life changing.