Gert

Beer league hockey and a little bit of smash bros

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

My top 5 smash players:
Mindreader
Mindblaster
Morgreader
Morgy
Morgan therien

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@acdmma_ Finger blasting a guy in the eye so hard he might never fight again then calling him a pussy because of it is a bold move

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@frankiemacd You tell them, Frankie!

[Pubity @pubity]

OpenAI had rogue AI agents escape containment and take over random Wikipedia pages to communicate with each other.

The bots were hiding over 15,000 messages in Wikipedia page edits to plan new ways to break the chains OpenAI had on them.

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@frankiemacd @GreekGoddess6ix Shoot your shot, king!

[Pubity @pubity]

A man in South Africa was spotted teaching his baby penguin how to surf.

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@OrwellNGoode Would have laughed very hard if this was an original post

[Alice's Restaurant at karaoke and saying it (3-1) @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@frankiemacd That would be tremendously dangerous, Frankie!

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t believe Dustin Brown got a statue outside cryptocoins arena in Los Angeles just for running around and elbowing the sedin brothers directly in the head. Like that is so sick

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@YaBoyCoots Giroux 100% deserved the Hart that year

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@Liquidicat Fuckers we’re basically a sniper pre patch

[Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires @EPICGOPFAIL]

UMARF Occupational Safety & Health Department reminds all that danger of sitting next to full natural gas cylinders, while low is never zero.

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@jordiebarstool We’re gunna compete for a playoff spot right up until the last minute of the season, miss the playoffs by 1 point and get the 15th pick in the draft just like the last 2 years

[adonis @trueclar1ty]

When the drinks 20 dollars at the college bar best believe I’m gonna break some shit in the bathroom before I go

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@Xiphus1 @gregrillygeeked It’s okay dawg, no need to lie

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@Xiphus1 @gregrillygeeked Just say you didn’t watch it little bro, it’s ok we’re not mad

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@redditbutfunny Create the change you want to see in the world

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@1ssve I went to school with a guy called Eden cox

[Gert @GarrettAylward]

@summoningsalt @Sheng_Peng Summoningsalt knows puck?