Fiona Garrett

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

It's absolutely shocking that the Chief Executive of the RNLI had to make a video to debunk the misinformation.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

@adcock_brett You should melt them.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Frank. He was getting checked out at the vet when he decided the appointment was over. Has things to do and places to be, but doesn't mind if you come along. 13/10

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

And now I'm dead 🤣😂🤣

I'd put down your drinks and empty your bladder before watching this 👀

credit TikTok @ darkheartswithstacylee

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

When people ask how someone my age knows how to use Twitter, I tell them that George Soros himself taught me many years ago, of course we didn't have smart phones, I learned to tweet on a rotary dial phone.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Just a video of Nigel Farage being busted on national TV.

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Okay, They Smashed This

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

Just been sent this

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

The new Lily Allen album: decoded.

Private Eye tried to get to the bottom of the biggest mystery in popular music.... Who is Lily Allen making references to?

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Behold, a clip from one of the best examples of comedic misunderstanding ever committed to film, in my humble opinion.

Good day.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Jonathan Gullis combs his hair with a steak bake

[Rep. Jason Crow @RepJasonCrow]

Trump called for my arrest, prosecution, and execution.

Almost immediately, the threats exploded—against me and my office.

All Americans must condemn this political violence.

Listen to some of the actual threats we’ve received:

[UkraineWorld @ukraine_world]

In the Netherlands, at a concert of the world-renowned Dutch violinist André Rieu, singer Anna Reker, who has Ukrainian roots, performed Mykola Leontovych’s Shchedryk.

“I always thought that Carol of the Bells was an American carol, but there is a girl from Ukraine in my choir, and she came up to me and said that this is a Ukrainian Christmas song. ‘Please, André, let me sing this piece for my people back home, because they are going through very hard times.’ I said ‘Yes!’ immediately. I hope you all agree,” Rieu said while introducing the song and its performer.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse KEEP HIM AWAY FROM KIDS FFS

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

High IQ Presidents:
~ Jimmy Carter: Naval Academy Grad. Studied Nuclear Physics.
~ Bill Clinton: Yale Law Grad & Rhodes Scholar at Oxford.
~ Barack Obama: President of Harvard Law Review.
~ Donald Trump: Can pick out an elephant from a sketch.

[Rob @_ROB_29]

My spirit animal isn’t taking any shit this year 😂