Garrett

bumbling oaf

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated , uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Matthew Segal @segalmr]

To say "let's eliminate due process for the bad guys" is to fundamentally misunderstand what due process is.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Doctor says I have 4 hp

[Clarisse Loughrey @clarisselou]

“i’ve had a rough year, dad”
“i know you have, chassie”

always stays with me. how fragile their voices sound. the question of whether it’s not too late to at least try. a very, very important movie to me

[Ryan Talbot @RyanTalbotBills]

Had this sent to me today. The actor who played the Cigarette Smoking Man on X-Files lifted his “curse” on the #Bills.

For those who never watched X-Files, the clip is below.

#BillsMafia

[Honey @benegotherit]

It did not occur to me that David Lynch could die, what a strange world we live in

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m so jealous of people who don’t have real things to care about

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

you should be entombed alive Cask of Amontillado style for saying stuff like this

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I feel so bad for those of you whose tv stations air Jeopardy before Wheel. It’s just not right. Wheel is the much needed mental warm up for Jeopardy. I’m not performing at my best without a light hors d’oeuvre of Wheel of Fortune

[Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick]

TIM WALZ: well, I’m from Minnesota, I think you can guess how well we handle our Spice.
*Fremen laugh jovially*

JD VANCE: my fertile wife can be a real *Bene Gesserit* sometimes, if you know what I mean, ha ha
*silence, scattering of Crysknives being unsheathed*

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Ridley Scott making PROMETHEUS and ALIEN: COVENANT

[Rob @robrousseau]

In order to believe this you really have to be insanely stupid

[MUBI @mubi]

Shelley Duvall (1949 — 2024)

[y - Ben Mathewson @Ben_Mathewson]

I want to love the Sabres. That’s all I want.