Garrett Keeley

they say the company I keep isn’t corporate enough

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

@tacocase2 @RyanAFournier This dude is tone def

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

@dinmaryie Tried this recently. We had zero in common which became an issue. Fun for the first four months! Good luck

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

Griffey had the most beautiful swing I’ve ever seen in my life it was silky smooth

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

“This is the story of the baddest man in the land.”

#Junior – Sunday at 8pm ET/5pm PT

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

Can’t keep losin you over complications... dang https://t.co/Pkuxtx1EEB via @YouTube

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

First break up where I’m gotten all my shit back

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

Sent the kiddos to the pool by themselves today specifically to see how much they’ve been listening to me #noonefuckswiththeKeeleys

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

@sambanasiewicz @jobanasi This shit got dark fast... nice work tho

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Hope your golf game is as polished as your Twitter game. Don’t hit it in the lumberyard.

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

Contagion has become a different kinda movie now 😕

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

Never was a Jay Cutler fan... I am now! He’s my qb1

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

How many different angles is Kristin going to float to the press before this is over? We’re on like story line number 5 in a week trying to desperately win public opinion and Jay hasn’t said a word because that’s our quarterback

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

@jonc611 I’ll take the Dino’s against the spread #degenerate

[Austin Brown @Austin_Vols]

I want to buy a Jay Cutler jersey now

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

@OldRowSports @tharealscottyj

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

4 all day

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

I said it in real time to the gal sitting next to me... this is gonna go viral don’t touch that mans phone. I can tell you how this relationship ends too

[Overtime @overtime]

The way CeeDee Lamb snatched that phone back 🤣 (via @mixeduppasha)

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

“Everyone has a five year plan until a lady ate a bad in China” -GaryVee @garyvee this guy is the truth and worth a listen I personally follow him on ig

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

🤣🤣🤣 who knew Bob was funny

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Walked outside and I must say, that Sun hit different when it’s illegal

[ESPN @espn]

Jason "White Chocolate" Williams was a maestro with the rock 🔥

[Garrett Keeley @GarrettKeeley]

@tharealscottyj @BRob_4 When he said when you watch porn do you like the big dicks or the little dicks .... common man 🤦🏻‍♂️