Official Garrett

Craziness is like heaven- Jimi Hendrix

[Official Garrett @GarrettKoelsch_]

@koltenevans got a Twitter for a while! Iphone bit the dust.... well water lol

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Next fat bitch in a mini van that pulls out in front of me is getting hit....

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

For every asshole there's a devious slut that made him the way he is.

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@diane_jamie you should. I think you would be good.

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Hate seeing my adopted parents fight......

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What are all these faggot ass "cowboys" doing with mullets?

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If I get home and my puppy chewed everything up then im gonna lose it. #horribleday

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Who's the girl riding a crotch rocket through locust?!

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@Nathanlaneh that's the one in chelsea right?

[Kolten with a K @koltenevans]

Watching Juicy J!! Going to be a bad ass night!! With Jordan @GarrettKoelsch_

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This whole living alone thing is so kick ass!! 3:30 in the morning and I got my surround sound thumping and no one is yelling at me.

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Girls look the worst when they make that damn duck face. We can tell your doing it....

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Got tickets for the juicy j concert next weekend!!!

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Can I please go back to texas....

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Girls in fort worth would look so much better without shorts that come up to there chest...

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If life's a game, ill just cheat. If you follow the rules, your just another sheep.

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I ain't got time for these basic bitches. I need a real lady.

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When you judge people you are just making yourself close minded.

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Getting shit done today!

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Cocaine is good for the heart. Gotta blow out the cobwebs every now and then.