Garrett Krohne

Abide by the four pillars of quan.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

I’ll be watching the Morgan Wallen concert from Snapchat tonight while watching Titanic on Netflix in person. Pretty wild stuff.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@BallySportsMW I don’t know maybe a start every 5 days instead of whenever the hell you feel like putting him out there would help his consistency

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

This season is the best thing that could’ve happened to the Cardinals in the long term. Maybe it’ll humble a few people.

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"Steelers over the Ravens... I think it comes down to the last weekend."

— @ColinCowherd selects his AFC and NFC playoff teams

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

Can’t eat hot dogs inside? What a shame.

[theScore @theScore]

No hot dog eating content for us today. 😭

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

Ameren is in town. My heart is full.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

Day 3 without power. I can’t wait to go get the mail later this morning before I stare at the wall. Yes I’m sweating profusely.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

Just witnessed a man throwing up walking out of the gas station. Never broke stride. I’ve heard witnessing something like that is a great omen for getting the power turned back on.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@Ben_Fred Well yeah, they have to save face. The fate of their rotation in some capacity depended on a 41 year old. Sad. Sad. Sad.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

Ready for 🏈 season this time of year with Bally Sports on my TV channel anyways. Without it, I’ve probably watched two Cardinal games all the way through all this year. I’ll watch if it’s on. Def not paying extra to watch their games. If they don’t wanna spend, neither do I.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

CONNOR BEDARD IS A CHICAGO BLACKHAWK

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

CONNOR BEDARD, WELCOME TO CHICAGO

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

Gonna be a nice and quick stop at the gas station.

*person in front of me*

“Uh, I’ll take a power ball…”

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

I love ya Waino but I don’t wanna hear about a “funk.” Should’ve retired after last season.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@BaddestBearJew Hasn’t had a bad snap since the Nixon administration & plays on the league minimum. GOAT if I’ve ever seen one.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@RealSkipBayless Oh, nothing about his past made you wonder about him before now?

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@Holden_Kurwicki Not watching the Cardinal game alleviates a lot of stress.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@katiejwoo It’d be a shame if the front office missed the flight home from London.

[Garrett Krohne @GarrettM_7]

@stlsportscntrl Dude you’re 16 games under .500. Spare us the bullshit.