Garrett Maggio

ECU ‘28 | FAU ‘23 | Wheaton MA '21 | Quabbin '17

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Needed a suit and tie for @AlexEbner8’s dance tomorrow night. After telling the older man at the register I chose this tie because I’m a marine bio major he told me to go do “great things” and gave me one hell of a discount. Faith in humanity (partially) restored, thank you Sir.

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

@AlyssaNaeher is an absolute BEAST

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

I was initially all for implementing VAR worldwide. Tonight’s decision against the @NERevolution is the latest of many, many decisions that have changed my mind. I’m sure @LFC, @SpursOfficial, & @Arsenal fans might agree….

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Finally get to teach undergrads again this fall and I was just assigned to @EastCarolina’s Ecology Lab 🎉 Thinking about snagging a lottery ticket now that I’ve successfully dodged Intro Bio and Anatomy… 😎

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

🦉🦉🦉

[Florida Atlantic Men's Basketball @FAUMBB]

Picked to finish 5th in Conference USA in the preseason.

Now, we're heading to the Final Four in Houston.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Soucek makes a great save from Conor Gallagher.

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

My current committee member & potential PhD advisor casually mentioned that my application is in the stack for them to review today… #nausea 😅🤞

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

👋👋

[Memphis Depay @Memphis]

Lotta bark, no bite.

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

LFG. Boys came to play #IRNUSA

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Watching this game at work has me about to lose my job #USAvWAL

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

@danieIle_ @catherineward8 How big is this creek…? 🐬

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

“Idiots are getting too close to this wild animal (despite being warned), so the only option is to kill it.” 🙄

Terrible. Euthanasia is the ending of suffering, not doing what’s most convenient…

[CNN @CNN]

The Norwegian government euthanized its celebrity walrus Freya after warning the public to stay away from her. https://t.co/kQ6Qh4Lmp2

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Nothing will ever come close to @JurassicPark, but the new @JurassicWorld definitely brought back a bit of the magic for me. Forever a dinosaur nerd at heart… 🦕❤️🦖

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Just landed at Logan and my phone already knows my priority 😛☕️

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

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[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Psyched that I'm working solo in the lab today so I can listen to @Sia's Christmas album without judgement

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Actions speak louder than words… If UHC cared about LGBTQ+ youth, they wouldn’t back bills directly affecting their education. @NERevolution @UHC #NERevs
https://t.co/6aVvUa6shb

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

Hey, @NERevolution! Time to find a new sponsor! This is abhorrent. #NERevs

[Tim Lawrence @datadyne007]

A certain #NERevs primary sponsor is a top donor here. A company who sponsors bills like this is not a company I feel comfortable wearing on my chest @NERevolution.

[Garrett Maggio @GarrettMaggio]

@AlexEbner8 Omg are you still stuck on this?