Garrett Merlo

I cant write a bio in fewer than 140 characters

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

@cloudsliketom @cheezit @coachella Game changer....how many "fall off the back of the truck" a week?

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

@cloudsliketom @cheezit @coachella A box of duos a day keeps the doctor away!!

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

Happy birthday @CeirraMerlo from the most really really ridiculously good looking baby ever. #happybirthday #BabyV #shecanturnleft #zoolander #whoworeitbetter

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

@merlomadness @CeirraMerlo When someone surprises you with a Smirnoff Ice, you have to get on one knee and chug it, no matter where you are or what you are doing

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

She got me again!!!! Very well placed under the bathroom sink....just wait @CeirraMerlo...just wait. #smirnoff #ThrowbackThursday #iced

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

I come home to find @CeirraMerlo and #BabyV watching #NakedAndAfraid..

Most parents: "my baby can say 10 words!!!"

Us: "my baby can survive the Peruvian rainforest"

#10weeksold #shesasponge #macheteforchristmas #newdad

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

She's already laughing at my dad jokes....im glad someone thinks I'm funny!! #dadjokes #newdad #9weeks #babyV

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

Look who is six weeks old today. I think we need bigger bows. #chubbycheeks #newdad #babyV #bowsbeforebros

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

Just going to leave this here. #BabyV #newdad #milkwasted

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

Just a little nap....like always....except at 3:30 AM. #nofilters #newdad #bowsbeforebros #lackofsleep

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

@kacilynbrennan @CeirraMerlo Consider it done!

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

Viviana is enjoying learning about #GroundhogDay. Although she disagrees with #puxatawneyphil regarding six more weeks of winter on this 70 degree day. But understands he's just doing his job. You do you Phil.

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

I haven't posted in a long time, but I have to show off our beautiful #3weekold baby girl. I cannot express how happy she makes us!!! #newdad #moretocome #diaperdutydaddy

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

@yaynikki Thanks nikki!!

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

I haven't posted in a while.....i think this is a good comeback #wereexpecting #newdad #dadjokes

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

#sfgiants

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

All done with Chicago.....heading to Miami.

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

#altonbrownlive if you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?

[Garrett Merlo @GarrettMerlo]

Can't wait for #BSFresno got the whole family!!

[Curt Merlo @curtmerlo]

So honored to have one of mine chosen by The Washington Post - Fifty great illustrations from 2016 https://t.co/xsIQpNBhCM